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King Blackwhale
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The other Ivies should boot Columbia from the league
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This a team that once employed Andy Reid
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
HOW ARE YOU SO BAD AT YOUR JOB???

“Trump has needlessly put our volunteer servicepeople at risk by throwing them into conflict with their neighbors, and now one is dead. This is despicable, and so is their attempt to use this as an excuse to ethnically cleanse America.”
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Red Hot Chili Peppers w/ 311

Ween

Outkast

Radiohead

Dead & Co.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The first reaction to me seems like that this kinda thing is the obvious consequence of pulling American volunteers away from their families and throw them into conflict with their neighbors to create content for partisan ads
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Or at least, Dems didn’t go *back* to it…
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Speaking of popular beliefs, until I was like 14 most of the country responded to polls saying my parents‘ interracial marriage was immoral and my existence presumptively as well. And I am NOT that old.

Pretty glad Dems never did a popularism on that one
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My wife and I were in an airport restaurant once and heard a voice on the phone, “What! Youtellum… THAT’S RIGHT” and thought “that sounds just like DMX.” Sure enough DMX rolls up on the phone. Daps up every employee in the place, who all knew him
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This ballroom obviously will never be built. It will be a source of bribes for four years, then a hole in the ground left for his successor
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Fucking Trump. This is what happens when you take people who did nothing but volunteer to serve their country and throw them into conflict situations to be political props. He’s just so fucking reckless with people’s lives, it’s fucking disgusting.

Impeach and remove this asshole NOW
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You’re glib, but Hitler was well known for replacing historical parking lots with apartment buildings—and his lieutenants rightly hung for it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They were probably drawn to the young HR/recruiting folks and not the lawyers, but still!
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When I was a biglaw associate in NYC I attended a fundraiser gala with the firm, and as it was wrapping up John Legend and Chrissy Teigen randomly sat down to chat with our table. No compliment but we felt pretty damn cool
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That’s one of the many depressing things about the last five years. For the first time in my adult life policymakers ditched Reagan-era orthodox economic policy, it succeeded SPECTACULARLY and saved millions from misery, and it will never happen again because everyone was convinced to hate it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The reform this country needs is greater personal and criminal liability for C-Suite folks who knowingly commit crimes/torts.

It’s fine to become rich, but if you fuck up from on high you should fall HARD.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Dice and deeply caramelize onion. Add flour and make roux. Slowly add 1 cp half&half til thickened. add bouillon cube. Add 8oz Gruyère & 8oz mixed cheese, stir to melt. Add cooked Cavatappi pasta. Sprinkle with mixed cheese. Cook uncovered
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m literally exactly Barro’s age—was in the same college class—and lived through the exact same poker boom in the exact same place, and like most others of us got bored with it a decade ago
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Advice of counsel,“ you say…
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A lot of online leftists have bizarrely polarized themselves against the concept of America.

But “We will protect and restore the Bill of Rights and make sure you’re proud of being American” appeals to a lot of people! “All are created equal, endowed with certain inalienable rights“ still plays!
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Contributory negligence affirmative defense can come back to bite hard in the press
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Waking Life captured dreaming so much better than Inception
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
A whole movie about lucid dreaming that did nothing to capture the actual feeling of being in a dream
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Inception overrated i will die on that hill. “Are you smart enough for Inception” yes motherfucka I can tie my own shoes
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Nah it’s way more fun to call a 25yo “son.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
“How would a particularly shitty 11yo boy act in this circumstance” *is* a pretty good metric to understand Trump’s behavior.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM