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I have decided that 2025 will be starting on February 1st. I’m ignoring everything before that. We’ll kick off the new year with Black History Month. Real properlike
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I have decided that 2025 will be starting on February 1st. I’m ignoring everything before that. We’ll kick off the new year with Black History Month. Real properlike
I have been so damn productive this morning and it’s solely due to me having a 10am appt (which I woke up IRRITATED about). My little beleaguered brain has been absolutely delighted fulfilling tasks too 🥲
December 14, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I have been so damn productive this morning and it’s solely due to me having a 10am appt (which I woke up IRRITATED about). My little beleaguered brain has been absolutely delighted fulfilling tasks too 🥲
………now how did I get on the White House holiday card list?! 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 AM
………now how did I get on the White House holiday card list?! 🤔
Not me calling my dad’s local police department and they’re CLOSED?????? Wtf type of police station got business hours and why are these fuckers closing at 4pm?! 😒😒😒
December 3, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Not me calling my dad’s local police department and they’re CLOSED?????? Wtf type of police station got business hours and why are these fuckers closing at 4pm?! 😒😒😒
Every time I find myself on threads bc of a post I saw on IG, I roll my eyes bc it’s always the whiniest shit I’ve ever read. And it’s distinctly a threads thing. I think everyone writes there like they’re trying to go viral and it’s annoying af
November 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Every time I find myself on threads bc of a post I saw on IG, I roll my eyes bc it’s always the whiniest shit I’ve ever read. And it’s distinctly a threads thing. I think everyone writes there like they’re trying to go viral and it’s annoying af
I watched the Wicked doc on Peacock last night and it was really good. Almosttttt made me wish I liked musicals. But when they showed a special scene at the end I started rolling my eyes immediately. Idk why exactly but gotdamn I loathe musicals so much
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I watched the Wicked doc on Peacock last night and it was really good. Almosttttt made me wish I liked musicals. But when they showed a special scene at the end I started rolling my eyes immediately. Idk why exactly but gotdamn I loathe musicals so much
I’ve already messaged my doctor and am about to head to the grocery store then to work out lmao 🌚 got thangs to DO tuhday!
Dear Millennial,
Why are you awake?
Why are you awake?
November 23, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I’ve already messaged my doctor and am about to head to the grocery store then to work out lmao 🌚 got thangs to DO tuhday!
I think…….I may have finally found a solid political podcast that won’t make me foam at the mouth with rage………🤞🏽🤞🏽
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I think…….I may have finally found a solid political podcast that won’t make me foam at the mouth with rage………🤞🏽🤞🏽
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I see some folks posting snow and
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up sign .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up sign .
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November 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I see some folks posting snow and
Every time someone asks me what I’m doing for Thanksgiving or Christmas I have to fight not to laugh in their faces. Everything feels weird, it’s still incredibly warm outside - this does not make a great holiday season!
November 21, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Every time someone asks me what I’m doing for Thanksgiving or Christmas I have to fight not to laugh in their faces. Everything feels weird, it’s still incredibly warm outside - this does not make a great holiday season!
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Not to mention: it was 65° today
It is currently storming here in the DMV in November.
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " everything is fine " below him
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " everything is fine " below him
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November 21, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Not to mention: it was 65° today
It’s been so long since I’ve heard thunder wow
November 21, 2024 at 1:38 AM
It’s been so long since I’ve heard thunder wow
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Me: 🗣️WHERE IS THE WAAAAAIST?!
Nobody at all:
Me: 🗣️WHERE IS THE WAAAAAIST?!
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Me: 🗣️WHERE IS THE WAAAAAIST?!
Nobody at all:
Me: 🗣️WHERE IS THE WAAAAAIST?!
I cannot find a good miniskirt for the low low anywhere 😭
November 20, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I cannot find a good miniskirt for the low low anywhere 😭
Every time I get on LinkedIn I wonder who all these people are and how we even crossed paths. Very ‘harpo, who is dis?’ energy constantly
November 20, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Every time I get on LinkedIn I wonder who all these people are and how we even crossed paths. Very ‘harpo, who is dis?’ energy constantly
There are 4 pairs of Stuart Weitzman boots on their way to me as I tweet. I have a bewt problem 🙃🙃🙃
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
There are 4 pairs of Stuart Weitzman boots on their way to me as I tweet. I have a bewt problem 🙃🙃🙃
Just ordered a 30 count nugget meal……yes I am.
November 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Just ordered a 30 count nugget meal……yes I am.
Sighs deeply and heavily
November 17, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Sighs deeply and heavily
Is this Steelers game about to ruin my day? 🤔
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Is this Steelers game about to ruin my day? 🤔
How it feels knowing that my elderly father and I are some of the most vaccinated MFers walking around
November 15, 2024 at 6:11 PM
How it feels knowing that my elderly father and I are some of the most vaccinated MFers walking around
Is Mike Tyson honest to god fighting Paul Ryan this Friday on Netflix????? I can watch this for FREE??? (Kinda)
November 14, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Is Mike Tyson honest to god fighting Paul Ryan this Friday on Netflix????? I can watch this for FREE??? (Kinda)
I feel like a single mom starting over in a new city coming to a new app. Sigh.
November 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I feel like a single mom starting over in a new city coming to a new app. Sigh.