Kimichi Tsuzuku
@kimichitsuzuku.bsky.social
Just another boring white woman living in the suburbs with lots of opinions. She/her/Shelties. Avatar picture is my newest boy, Cody!
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Today in the December Comfort Watches: Trading Places, a tale of disparate classes coming together during the holiday season to do what's important: Punish rich dickheads! Also, remembering Eddie Murphy's rise as a generational talent in comedy:
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The December Comfort Watches 2025, Day Six: Trading Places
Trading Places takes place within the holiday season, with two of the big moments happening on Christmas and New Year’s Eve; does this make it a holiday movie? I suppose it might, although un…
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December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Today in the December Comfort Watches: Trading Places, a tale of disparate classes coming together during the holiday season to do what's important: Punish rich dickheads! Also, remembering Eddie Murphy's rise as a generational talent in comedy:
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/06/t...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/12/06/t...
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In a back channeled "offer" to the International Criminal Court, the United States proposed dropping sanctions on ICC officials if the Court
•Dropped charges on Israeli officials and pledged not to indict anymore
•Stopped investigating crimes in Afghanistan
•Amended the ICC treaty
the ICC said: no
•Dropped charges on Israeli officials and pledged not to indict anymore
•Stopped investigating crimes in Afghanistan
•Amended the ICC treaty
the ICC said: no
Exclusive: ICC shuns US demands to drop Israel war crimes probe and amend treaty
Washington also called for end to Afghanistan investigation and change to Rome Statute in return for lifting sanctions
www.middleeasteye.net
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In a back channeled "offer" to the International Criminal Court, the United States proposed dropping sanctions on ICC officials if the Court
•Dropped charges on Israeli officials and pledged not to indict anymore
•Stopped investigating crimes in Afghanistan
•Amended the ICC treaty
the ICC said: no
•Dropped charges on Israeli officials and pledged not to indict anymore
•Stopped investigating crimes in Afghanistan
•Amended the ICC treaty
the ICC said: no
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
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This is depraved
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is depraved
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people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
look deleting the post is obviously stopping the actual ICE raids but every single bit of pushback matters bsky.app/profile/airb...
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Also USPS didn't loss money because it doesn't make money because it's not a business and if never makes money to begin with.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
It did however deliver over 112.5 billion pieces of mail in 2024 and that doesn't even include packages.
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from top to bottom all of these guys treat the united states government as a neat toy they can show off to their friends and use to impress girls
and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
lol
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.
www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
Kash Patel ordered FBI detail to give girlfriend’s pal a lift home: sources
FBI agents have grown increasingly concerned by Patel’s use of the bureau’s strapped resource.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
from top to bottom all of these guys treat the united states government as a neat toy they can show off to their friends and use to impress girls
and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
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It’s a public service not a business. Losses are not relevant. It’s in the goddamn constitution. Gonna lose my mind. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s a public service not a business. Losses are not relevant. It’s in the goddamn constitution. Gonna lose my mind. AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Don't forget DOGE cutting USAID to millions.
We've got the four horsemen of the Trumpocalypse going on here:
Famine - Musk
War - Hegseth
Pestilence - Kennedy
Death - Trump
We've got the four horsemen of the Trumpocalypse going on here:
Famine - Musk
War - Hegseth
Pestilence - Kennedy
Death - Trump
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Don't forget DOGE cutting USAID to millions.
We've got the four horsemen of the Trumpocalypse going on here:
Famine - Musk
War - Hegseth
Pestilence - Kennedy
Death - Trump
We've got the four horsemen of the Trumpocalypse going on here:
Famine - Musk
War - Hegseth
Pestilence - Kennedy
Death - Trump
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Really struggling to determine which awful Trump administration policy will kill more people
The illicit war brewing with Venezuela, the RFK anti-vaccination CDC panel (which just recommended against Hepatitis B shots for newborns) or stripping away healthcare insurance from millions of Americans
The illicit war brewing with Venezuela, the RFK anti-vaccination CDC panel (which just recommended against Hepatitis B shots for newborns) or stripping away healthcare insurance from millions of Americans
Slotkin: "If there's an idea that we're gonna go start a land war against Venezuela -- and just remember, the military of Venezuela is not comparable to the military of the US -- if we're gonna do that, then that should come to Congress."
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Really struggling to determine which awful Trump administration policy will kill more people
The illicit war brewing with Venezuela, the RFK anti-vaccination CDC panel (which just recommended against Hepatitis B shots for newborns) or stripping away healthcare insurance from millions of Americans
The illicit war brewing with Venezuela, the RFK anti-vaccination CDC panel (which just recommended against Hepatitis B shots for newborns) or stripping away healthcare insurance from millions of Americans
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I am going to start caring about USPS "losing" money* when you also start reporting similar things for road maintenance.
Governmental services are not for profit businesses.
(*I will care about the USPS losing money if by that you mean that they are losing mail that contains checks or the like.)
Governmental services are not for profit businesses.
(*I will care about the USPS losing money if by that you mean that they are losing mail that contains checks or the like.)
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am going to start caring about USPS "losing" money* when you also start reporting similar things for road maintenance.
Governmental services are not for profit businesses.
(*I will care about the USPS losing money if by that you mean that they are losing mail that contains checks or the like.)
Governmental services are not for profit businesses.
(*I will care about the USPS losing money if by that you mean that they are losing mail that contains checks or the like.)
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again
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I sincerely hope we get to the point in which all MAGA swag is treated as nazi paraphernalia and the only place you will be able to buy it is at a sketchy booth exiled to the very back of a flea market.
At some loint, this has to end in a patriotic display of brutal mob violence.
Years later, so many fake parts than the actual remains. Buckets of teeth. At least sixteen skulls. We have Antiques Roadshow telling folks that sorry, that Trump Femur they got from gran-gran is actually from a coyote.
Years later, so many fake parts than the actual remains. Buckets of teeth. At least sixteen skulls. We have Antiques Roadshow telling folks that sorry, that Trump Femur they got from gran-gran is actually from a coyote.
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I sincerely hope we get to the point in which all MAGA swag is treated as nazi paraphernalia and the only place you will be able to buy it is at a sketchy booth exiled to the very back of a flea market.
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It’s not like they can ever do this on a good night but some nights are worse than others.
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s not like they can ever do this on a good night but some nights are worse than others.
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I get that some people genuinely think every trans person is mentally ill, or delusional, but if your response to the existence of trans people of that its ok if they get raped in prison, you're a disgusting disgrace of a human being.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I get that some people genuinely think every trans person is mentally ill, or delusional, but if your response to the existence of trans people of that its ok if they get raped in prison, you're a disgusting disgrace of a human being.
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Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
New: “Eric Trump Has Gotten 10 Times Richer Since Dad’s Election”
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
@kylekhanmullins.bsky.social for @forbes.com
Here’s How Much Eric Trump Is Worth
Crypto took the real estate heir’s fortune and supersized it, briefly making the president’s second-oldest son a billionaire in early September.
www.forbes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
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100%
And these thorough, well-reasoned opinions also often get cited in the future, when a different SCOTUS later gets asked to reconsider the same question
And these thorough, well-reasoned opinions also often get cited in the future, when a different SCOTUS later gets asked to reconsider the same question
It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
100%
And these thorough, well-reasoned opinions also often get cited in the future, when a different SCOTUS later gets asked to reconsider the same question
And these thorough, well-reasoned opinions also often get cited in the future, when a different SCOTUS later gets asked to reconsider the same question
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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So, in positive developments:
Personalized in vivo genetic engineering to treat a rare disease:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQo...
Personalized in vivo genetic engineering to treat a rare disease:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQo...
CRISPR Just Saved a Baby’s Life… Millions Could Follow
YouTube video by SciShow
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So, in positive developments:
Personalized in vivo genetic engineering to treat a rare disease:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQo...
Personalized in vivo genetic engineering to treat a rare disease:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQo...
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Strong contenders:
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
"No Way To Prevent This" Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
"No Way To Prevent This" Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Strong contenders:
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
"No Way To Prevent This" Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
"No Way To Prevent This" Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
God Diagnosed With Bipolar Disorder
Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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I lost a friend one year because he volunteered to help them and I gave him a heads up about their history.
Charity is great, but research the charity.
Charity is great, but research the charity.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I lost a friend one year because he volunteered to help them and I gave him a heads up about their history.
Charity is great, but research the charity.
Charity is great, but research the charity.