kimchi-momi
@kimchi-momi.bsky.social
part time writer, full time daydreamer.
professional procrastinator.
amateur chef/baker.
cross stitch/crochet hobbyist.
🖖🏼 All Trek is Trek🎤🫳🏼
🔵 in a 🔴 state
History repeats bc people don’t 🦆ing learn from it.
professional procrastinator.
amateur chef/baker.
cross stitch/crochet hobbyist.
🖖🏼 All Trek is Trek🎤🫳🏼
🔵 in a 🔴 state
History repeats bc people don’t 🦆ing learn from it.
Ok, yeah, uh @alteredmedicine.bsky.social ? The Chief is in need of ANOTHER neurological exam. The last one apparently missed whatever this is…
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ok, yeah, uh @alteredmedicine.bsky.social ? The Chief is in need of ANOTHER neurological exam. The last one apparently missed whatever this is…
he still stinks of coffee after the coffee jacuzzi that got confiscated/requisitioned by Admiral Janeway
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
he still stinks of coffee after the coffee jacuzzi that got confiscated/requisitioned by Admiral Janeway
nope, not the Pakleds. We’re STILL waiting for that one order Chief made months ago.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
nope, not the Pakleds. We’re STILL waiting for that one order Chief made months ago.
Kinda hard for Rom to do anything since he and Leeta ate on Risa right now…
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Kinda hard for Rom to do anything since he and Leeta ate on Risa right now…
on the plus side, it IS driving up recruitment for the Restaurant and Hospitality union.
And there may be a vote of no confidence for you as Head of the Promenade Vendors and Merchants Association.
And there may be a vote of no confidence for you as Head of the Promenade Vendors and Merchants Association.
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
on the plus side, it IS driving up recruitment for the Restaurant and Hospitality union.
And there may be a vote of no confidence for you as Head of the Promenade Vendors and Merchants Association.
And there may be a vote of no confidence for you as Head of the Promenade Vendors and Merchants Association.
SOMEONE (*cough* Chief *cough*) forgot to set up his 2FA like he was supposed to when we all had to change our passwords.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
SOMEONE (*cough* Chief *cough*) forgot to set up his 2FA like he was supposed to when we all had to change our passwords.
if this is a buffet, i want a sundae bar. a proper one, with more than 3 toppings and the hot fudge and caramel syrups never run out or get too thick.
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
if this is a buffet, i want a sundae bar. a proper one, with more than 3 toppings and the hot fudge and caramel syrups never run out or get too thick.
Did someone fall for the “Bajoran tradition” excuse and end up as unintentional free pest removal labor? Yeah, rookie mistake.
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Did someone fall for the “Bajoran tradition” excuse and end up as unintentional free pest removal labor? Yeah, rookie mistake.
The brass agreed to that option for “training purposes.” They neglected to specify what constitutes “training.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The brass agreed to that option for “training purposes.” They neglected to specify what constitutes “training.”
The Holosuite Maintenance crew would like to remind you of their union contract, which states that they (& Quark) are not responsible for anything “exploding” while participant is using the holosuites.
This is one of the oh so rare times that Quark is grateful for a union.
This is one of the oh so rare times that Quark is grateful for a union.
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The Holosuite Maintenance crew would like to remind you of their union contract, which states that they (& Quark) are not responsible for anything “exploding” while participant is using the holosuites.
This is one of the oh so rare times that Quark is grateful for a union.
This is one of the oh so rare times that Quark is grateful for a union.
There’s a Starbucks next to the Klingon chef. The biscotti are a marketing ploy. Quark is not happy…bc he didn’t think of it (also, this Starbucks has a union).
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There’s a Starbucks next to the Klingon chef. The biscotti are a marketing ploy. Quark is not happy…bc he didn’t think of it (also, this Starbucks has a union).
well, it IS Tuesday, but it’s odd that they’re flinging out biscotti and not tacos.
(a few hours later)
Replicator Maintenance says the biscotti was a request by the Klingon chef. He likes the texture apparently. 🤷🏻♀️
(a few hours later)
Replicator Maintenance says the biscotti was a request by the Klingon chef. He likes the texture apparently. 🤷🏻♀️
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
well, it IS Tuesday, but it’s odd that they’re flinging out biscotti and not tacos.
(a few hours later)
Replicator Maintenance says the biscotti was a request by the Klingon chef. He likes the texture apparently. 🤷🏻♀️
(a few hours later)
Replicator Maintenance says the biscotti was a request by the Klingon chef. He likes the texture apparently. 🤷🏻♀️
Sir? Admiral Janeway has a requisition form for your coffee jacuzzi so…I’mma need you to get out so we can transport it to her ship.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sir? Admiral Janeway has a requisition form for your coffee jacuzzi so…I’mma need you to get out so we can transport it to her ship.
Hey! Don’t knock it until you try it! Besides, they always clean up the EPS conduits good as new…actually, newer.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hey! Don’t knock it until you try it! Besides, they always clean up the EPS conduits good as new…actually, newer.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
Also, night shift can get boring or weird. S’mores barely make a blip on that scale.
Will you now use the parts from Vulcan to fix the translators or do I need to make you? This insanity must stop or there will be hell to pay.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Will you now use the parts from Vulcan to fix the translators or do I need to make you? This insanity must stop or there will be hell to pay.
IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Probably beamed off the station by the subroutine Keiko created to monitor your diet.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Probably beamed off the station by the subroutine Keiko created to monitor your diet.
What did you do this time to piss off both the Holosuite and Transporter Maintenance this time?
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What did you do this time to piss off both the Holosuite and Transporter Maintenance this time?
So you’re saying you’re NOT happy that it is Friday? Wow.
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So you’re saying you’re NOT happy that it is Friday? Wow.
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
On an unrelated note, Keiko’s shuttle is scheduled to arrive later tonight, and the Replicator Maintenance crew have made the adjustments to your quarter’s replicator per Keiko’s request. A LOT of fat free menu choices and substitutions…
And a few are Bajoran approval (the Vedeks Assembly insisted after the disastrous repair of the temple doors). Poor Vedek Qwinn still has the divots in her side from when the doors tried to close on her…
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And a few are Bajoran approval (the Vedeks Assembly insisted after the disastrous repair of the temple doors). Poor Vedek Qwinn still has the divots in her side from when the doors tried to close on her…
Some of the approvals are secondary (& in the case of security, tertiary) approval after a department approves. It’s to make sure that no one missed anything and to make sure we don’t get substandard parts (& that the delivery service chosen is NOT the Pakleds). Rimmer is ecstatic @ the redundancies
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Some of the approvals are secondary (& in the case of security, tertiary) approval after a department approves. It’s to make sure that no one missed anything and to make sure we don’t get substandard parts (& that the delivery service chosen is NOT the Pakleds). Rimmer is ecstatic @ the redundancies