Kiel Ortega
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Kiel Ortega
@kielortega.bsky.social
Radar things, hail freak, beer enthusiast, and small-time adventurer
Put out a trash fire.
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Caught a meteor in the dash cam on the drive home this evening (above the street light on the right)
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
First monarch caterpillar of the year. This one is on our aptly named hairy balls milkweed (yes I know, not a native plant, but our milkweeds have done poorly recently so we experimented this year and it's doing well).
September 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ate a fish eyeball earlier...edited out my partner in crime but iykyk
June 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Obligatory smoking meats picture
May 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My front and back yards are squishy. Lol love this scientific language of "I can't mow my lawn"
May 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Couple weeks of bad timing for rain, rain totals, life, I finally got the yard mowed and put in a few bushes-to-be under the pecan in the back cuz I hate mowing. Found tons of bark around and noticed the knot was blown out. So I think we had another lightning strike sometime in the last month.
April 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think we got the ribs...down fucked up the baked beans lmao
March 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The dry rub is all the same: Traeger Anything Rub and fresh cracked black pepper. French's yellow on the back one. This gator mustard on the front which, just looked, does not have horseradish and lol fooled me
March 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ribs
March 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Come to the tailgate. You might add some more, choice adverbs (as I have done)
September 21, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Hitting about the 9 hour mark. Made a braised oxtail while the smoke did work.
November 5, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Happy 3 years, @tiffanycmeyer13.bsky.social! Feels more like 16.5 years, but in a good way 😁😘
November 5, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Sometimes the office is fun
October 19, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Do you even aster, bro?
October 17, 2023 at 11:48 PM