Khaki
khaki.dog
Khaki
@khaki.dog
Lvl 44, photographer, voice actor, and furry trash. He/him.
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Khaki @khaki.dog · Jan 19
what do we want

TIME TRAVEL

when do we want it
khaki.dog Khaki @khaki.dog · Jul 17
NOW
Grahhh the thing that makes procrastination so difficult to deal with is that we frame it as a failure, as a bad choice or an improper habit, instead of a symptom or just something that happens to happen.

If you know you're supposed to do something and you don't, then clearly you don't WANT to!
procrastination
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So apparently there (is going to be?) a sequel to "The VelociPastor" and I'm absolutely incensed that it isn't called "The VelociRapture"
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have GOT to see this movie
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Hey wtf I took six years of French in school but they never taught me the French word for 'codpiece':

Braguette
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Reposted by Khaki
If you’re about to have a rough day with family, just a quick reminder:

Tom Holland went on Lip Sync battle and created art that will forever fill you with joy.

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Where is LEXX: The Next Generation? Uncancel Vr.5 and Mercy Point, revive Total Recall 2070 and Wolf Lake (all the actors are still hot, guys) and do remake Andromeda shot for shot without Kevin Fucking Sorbo

Don't worry about Continuum and Travelers; you nailed those already
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yesterday morning I got confirmation that I'm getting a permanent contract at my job, and for the first time in about five years I have confirmation of job security at a place where I want to work.

It didnt hit me when I got the news but for the last 48 hours I've felt gradually lighter, like (...)
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's out! It's out! Aaaaaa this is amazing. I'm savoring the experience of this furry visual novel.

The music, the imagery, the character work and the meticulous attention to detail in the sprites and animated sequences, just breathtaking

So much love went into this, I can't recommend it enough :)
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Crabs
Butter
Pizza

....you know, I'll take it. I could use a low-stakes year.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Who garnishes roast chicken with uncooked rice though?
Why can't it be both, Doc?

#StarTrek #VOY
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mesa culled Charlie Brown!

Mesa your humble servant.
I mean to kill you in one minute, Charlie Brown. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience.
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don't know if "thempreg" is a thing but "mpreg fempreg thempreg" sure is fun to say
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Shelley: FINALLY, someone understands my vision!
King: and what's your vision, mary?
Shelley: that frankenstein is super fuckable
King: the doctor or the monster?
Shelley: why not both?
del Toro: yeah, why not both?
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The triptych of stories that comprise this book mean more to me than fit in a bleat.

I see myself in the stories, their evolving view on what it means to be a gay man, but also a queer person, part of a vast constellation of identities that together make up a community.

And I adore Rob's prose!
"You Look Lost, Pup" is my first full book to release, a three-part queer werewolf roadtrip back and forth across America. Available from @bewerebooks.bsky.social and @fenrispublishing.bsky.social here: www.bewere.net/product.php?...
CW: Adult content, M/M sexuality.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Speaking of the Vulcan Death Grip, this blew my mind:

In 1987, Ann Magnuson fronted the heavy metal band "Vulcan Death Grip", named for the nonexistent technique Spock claims to use in "The Enterprise Incident".

In 2020 she played Admiral Kirsten Clancy in the first season of Star Trek: Picard!
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Guysguysguys

That good thread from Twitter is on BSky now

"What news from Stalingrad"
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I like the choice of colors for my city's holiday decorations this year 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I love that the design of the Pride flag evolves as our societies and communities do.

It's maybe less a flag and more a quilt, because quilts, wonderfully, are designed to grow:

We can keep sewing on new patches and make more room to welcome more folx!
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Gender is a performance and they've cut all funding for the arts.
khaki.dog Khaki @khaki.dog · Nov 8
Gender is a performance and I just auditioned for the role of "me" (I hope I get it)
gender is a performance and LOOKWHATICANDO
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Gender is a performance and I just auditioned for the role of "me" (I hope I get it)
gender is a performance and LOOKWHATICANDO
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Quick refresher for Sunday School *
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I want to start a super-judgy stationary critique site called Ink-Shaming*
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM