Kevin McCaffrey
@kevinmccaff.bsky.social
Comedian. Appeared on Letterman & a bunch of truTV/Vh1 shows you watched accidentally. Podcasts: Sex and the Cidiots, The Bridgerton Bros. Either a little drunk or talking to a dog, sometimes both. linktree.com/kevinmccaffrey for tour dates!
“Turning onto 34th street now, oh this is ALWAYS a crowd pleaser — playing the score from the Social Network on synth, 8 feet tall with a the head of a squirrel and one single wing it uses to fly in circles around the room, it’s my sleep paralysis demon! And behind him, Kristin Chenoweth”
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Turning onto 34th street now, oh this is ALWAYS a crowd pleaser — playing the score from the Social Network on synth, 8 feet tall with a the head of a squirrel and one single wing it uses to fly in circles around the room, it’s my sleep paralysis demon! And behind him, Kristin Chenoweth”
Making them wear robes before going for costume change on the Dancing With The Stars finale makes it seem like everyone just f’d in a hotel
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Making them wear robes before going for costume change on the Dancing With The Stars finale makes it seem like everyone just f’d in a hotel
Shout out to my man Bruno for busting out the Elton John version of the Wedding Singer suit for the DWTS finale
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Shout out to my man Bruno for busting out the Elton John version of the Wedding Singer suit for the DWTS finale
Reclusive hair, more like
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reclusive hair, more like
Guess he also said something about Charlie Kirk
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Guess he also said something about Charlie Kirk
It’s amazing the people who follow this guy all believe in like, “Tom Hanks eats kids” conspiracies when there is no human on God’s green earth who looks, sounds, and talks more like a kid eater than THIS goon
August 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It’s amazing the people who follow this guy all believe in like, “Tom Hanks eats kids” conspiracies when there is no human on God’s green earth who looks, sounds, and talks more like a kid eater than THIS goon
Yeah man, if democrats take risks like listening to their voters, who KNOWS what could happen? Better to just play it down the middle, safe, and continue losing to white supremacist pedos repeatedly
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yeah man, if democrats take risks like listening to their voters, who KNOWS what could happen? Better to just play it down the middle, safe, and continue losing to white supremacist pedos repeatedly
Call it Jr. before it sees something it likes
August 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Call it Jr. before it sees something it likes
Buddy, if you accept credit card from Chuck E. Cheese, that’s on you. Mice business is cash only
July 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Buddy, if you accept credit card from Chuck E. Cheese, that’s on you. Mice business is cash only
Square head like he’s from a video game called Meinkampfcraft
July 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Square head like he’s from a video game called Meinkampfcraft
The list of dumbest, most gullible motherfuckers online is the only competition on earth where Riley Gaines would finish higher than 5th
July 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The list of dumbest, most gullible motherfuckers online is the only competition on earth where Riley Gaines would finish higher than 5th
Not to brag but I’ve said everything I wanted to say at work, ever, and I’m so white I’ve had a cop *apologize* to me before
June 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Not to brag but I’ve said everything I wanted to say at work, ever, and I’m so white I’ve had a cop *apologize* to me before
Happy early 2000s to everyone who’s been wrong about everything every time forever!
June 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy early 2000s to everyone who’s been wrong about everything every time forever!
Lincoln Nebraska! Tix still left for Saturday
June 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Lincoln Nebraska! Tix still left for Saturday
I don’t know how to have a political discussion with people who have an unbeatable mental illness like this level of thought requires, so please just vote Zohran
June 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I don’t know how to have a political discussion with people who have an unbeatable mental illness like this level of thought requires, so please just vote Zohran
The Atlantic thinks you’re a nepo baby, re: the mayor of New York, if your mom literally ever had a job
June 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Atlantic thinks you’re a nepo baby, re: the mayor of New York, if your mom literally ever had a job
Foley Square, ICE protest, 5 pm, 6/10
June 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Foley Square, ICE protest, 5 pm, 6/10
Okay just looked at your page and now everything makes sense haha
May 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Okay just looked at your page and now everything makes sense haha
“Hey guys do you think this picture is too dramatic for the headline we chose?”
“No, put that shit on the cover”
“No, put that shit on the cover”
May 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Hey guys do you think this picture is too dramatic for the headline we chose?”
“No, put that shit on the cover”
“No, put that shit on the cover”
This might be the first opinion that breaks him from his base
April 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This might be the first opinion that breaks him from his base
Talking heads with 2 opposite takes on the same exact event, both equally absurd. If Shedeur Sanders could make defenses look this silly, he would have been drafted already
April 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Talking heads with 2 opposite takes on the same exact event, both equally absurd. If Shedeur Sanders could make defenses look this silly, he would have been drafted already
Thank you for helping us Never Forget 9/11, Mr. Trump
April 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Thank you for helping us Never Forget 9/11, Mr. Trump
The only way this is remotely true is if we’re counting the Cheesecake Factory menu as a “book”
March 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The only way this is remotely true is if we’re counting the Cheesecake Factory menu as a “book”