TheCunningLinguist
kendarrrr.bsky.social
TheCunningLinguist
@kendarrrr.bsky.social
I’ve got a joke about Matt Cauthon but it’s a roll of the dice on if it’s funny or not. #WoTSkies
April 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just once, I want a woman to fold her arms over her breasts. As a treat. #WoTSkies
April 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Egwene got found out for lying about being Aes Sedai and the Wise Ones didn’t strip her naked and take turns spanking her for hours. I hate when shows don’t follow the books. #WoTSkies #WoTShowSpoilers
April 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Thom:”That’s Elayne, the Daughter-Heir of Andor. I last saw her when she was a child and she’snthe closest thing I have to a daughter of my own.”
Elayne:”Hey old man, do you know that song about tits?”
#WoTSkies
April 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
April 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by TheCunningLinguist
“The American military is so back tip of the spear warfighter lethality”

Also

“Lemme put on my makeup on my entire face first.”
March 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Glass Onion hits a bit different now. Still a valuable lesson on disruption and the consequences of fire.
March 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Revoking visas for Ukrainian refugees is fucking deplorable. What the fuck are we doing.
March 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Tailors in Randland - “So anyway, I started slashing.” #wot
February 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There is no proper order to Discworld. How many of us just picked up a book one day and it happened to be Pratchett? And then we found out there’s 40 of the damn things and decided to buckle in.
February 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ve been binge reading the Wheel of Time books and I am about to break. If one more person gets spanked for no good reason, I might have to quit.
February 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I had to physically remove them from my lap. Like, pick them up and place them somewhere else. I just needed to pee and they make me feel like a monster.
February 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No thoughts. Head empty.
January 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes they are cute.
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM