I'VE BEEN ASKED TO PERFORM AT THE INAUGURATION!
The Inaugural Committee called!
And they tell me I'm the headliner!
I'll perform "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" with ARMPIT FARTS and RHYTHM SPOONS.
Simultanously.
It's God-given, what can I say.
But I'll be giving it my all!
I'VE BEEN ASKED TO PERFORM AT THE INAUGURATION!
The Inaugural Committee called!
And they tell me I'm the headliner!
I'll perform "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" with ARMPIT FARTS and RHYTHM SPOONS.
Simultanously.
It's God-given, what can I say.
But I'll be giving it my all!