Kelsey Albers
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Kelsey Albers
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Elder millennial with strong opinions.

Also easily confused by social media.
Oh yeah. Fair, and depressing, point.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ha! West County?

I’ve had a similar experience with my 9 year old. But the employees are just so delightful, it made to final bill a bit easier to swallow.
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So weird to watch this man, who will probably have the entire democratic machine behind him in his bid for president, say things that should unequivocally disqualify him for said support.
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ironically, on that list of candidates, Juliana Stratton is the current Lt. Gov of IL and is running to replace Durbin as he retires.

It’s be nice to fill his seat with someone with a spine.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah. They were thirsty.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but I was under the impression that anything created by the U.S. gov’t for public consumption is in the public domain.

I know these fascists like to make shit up, but seems like this threat really has no ground to stand on.
October 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh Jesus. IKEA delivery fucking sucks. We once waited 4 weeks for a book shelf that should have been delivered in 1. And in the midst of that, one of the pieces was discontinued and they delivered a partial book shelf. I mean, I know it’s fist world problems, but ugh.

Gooooooood luck.
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Imagine being the VA for these duds and getting an email with instructions to edit in the polite laughter before posting.
October 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Protestantism is a lot of the same. The difference is they won’t admit it. And their weekly rock concerts keep their pastors comfortably supplied in boot cut jeans from the Buckle and Matt Walsh a millionare.
October 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Also reminds me of a few libertarian friends. 🤔
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ohhhh! Fellow former vegetarian and current broth aficionado. The first time I ever made it, I let it cook overnight in the crock pot. I woke up thinking my dog died. 😂

But it really does level up the flavor for everything!
September 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
These folks make no sense to me. If you constantly behave in a political manner, but claim you are apolitical, you are a liar.

For what reason? Because they think it’s funny? My sense of the handful of these people that I knew is that they think they are far more enlightened than the rest of us.
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Yes. 100% this. This is all about power, control, and cruelty.
September 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Will it be available in the U.S.?
August 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Mary by Nat Cassidy

I’m not sure if it would count as a psychological thriller or horror (probably both), but it was fantastic.
July 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Cuomo is going to borrow this. “I merely pursed my lips in her direction.”
July 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Living in Mike Bost’s district, there is nothing I would love more than this. Watching that asshole lose his power would be one of the best days of my life.
July 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM