Not watching tonight but I assume this is a Brian Harvey reference?

Noice

But also, vintage ITT with Len’s weekly annoyance at Claudia being unable to grasp simple instructions.

Although if I had been married to the ickiest man in Britain I’d probably be grateful for them to disappear.

Have you tried writing any old shit and sticking James Patterson’s name above yours on the cover, but in a slightly bigger font?

Ronnie Ronnie-ing again.

Thanks for the intel.

We’re not hosting at all this year, but I’m still stockpiling bags of fancy crisps “for Christmas”

These are fab but they’re not always available

PSA They still sometimes have them in Home Bargains…

Savoursmith’s Wagyu Beef & Mustard are good but they’re spendy

My 55yo husband regularly wears pink T-shirts/sweatshirts.

My 12yo has point blank refused to wear pink, purple or skirts/dresses from the age she was old enough to express an opinion on it (3?). Every birthday/Xmas I’ve had to remind family and friends but hardly anyone listens.

It’s about his brother’s suicide isn’t it?

Bloody Jeremy Vine

In a similar vein, there has been a lot of “kids affected by lockdown”, but I haven’t seen anything on how this affected the parents of children who were with them 24/7 for months on end.

That is a very me branded selection.

Although music-wise, I like a cheesy 80’s mix.

To add confusion, I seem to remember that lemon squash in Australia is a fizzy lemon drink used in Lemon Lime Bitters