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Kelly Cosgrove
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Somehow ended up in Utah. Decided to stay. Part-time in Mazatlán. Pretty lucky.
UPDATE: Moved to Colorado. Still lucky.
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December 2024

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I look forward to a time in the future when I won’t constantly be muttering, “Jesus, he’s such a fucking idiot”
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Yes
Duffy: "It's maybe a little odd for three guys to talk about nursing and options for nursing, but ...
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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(AP) — A federal judge has struck down President Donald Trump’s executive order blocking wind energy projects, saying the effort to halt virtually all leasing of wind farms on federal lands and waters was “arbitrary and capricious” and violates U.S. law.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Month Python gave us the mice who squeak The Bells of St Mary.

TikTok gives us the rubber chickens who squeak Bohemian Rhapsody.
October 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When I waited tables at a fine dining restaurant in the late 1970’s the small filet mignon was called the “Ladies Portion”. It was cheaper. Once men wanted smaller portions, restaurants renamed it the petite filet.
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Just tried a frog-flavored beer.

You can really taste the hops.
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.

Now you're upset?

Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
ICE agents followed a Burnsville family home from the store, failed to present a warrant and entered their home with guns drawn. They detained 4 legal citizens who presented documentation, leaving a 7 year-old without parents.

A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
ICE agents detained four people from a Burnsville home, according to family members, including a 7-year-old's parents and the husband of a pregnant woman.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Hey folks 👋 I'm the reporter who revealed immigration agents detained 170+ citizens this year

My fellowship w/ProPublica has been incredible, but it wraps January. I'm looking for my next gig. Please reach out to share leads & opportunities! [email protected]
www.propublica.org/people/nicol...
Nicole Foy
ProPublica is an independent, non-profit newsroom that produces investigative journalism in the public interest.
www.propublica.org
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I CANNOT BELIEVE MICHELLE OBAMA SAID THIS!!!! THE NERVE!
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.

“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy Jr.

“Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” — Robert F. Kennedy Sr.

"Mommy milky." — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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My parent’s local A&E doesn’t have pillows, time, beds, capacity. The GP doesn’t have emergency appointments for emergencies, services with capacity to refer people to.

Caring like this about nomenclature and pronouns seems to me a luxury pursuit, frankly.
Susan Hall's condition has now reached the 'shouting at biscuits' stage.
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
She loves these guys and Meghan Markle disgusts her. She’s not a nice person.
Judi Dench reveals she's still in contact with Kevin Spacey and thinks Harvey Weinstein has "done his time"
Judi Dench Says Harvey Weinstein Has ‘Done His Time,’ Still Texts With Kevin Spacey
Find out what she said.
www.justjared.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I’m running for the U.S. Senate so the people who built Colorado can take back control of our healthcare, our homes, and our futures.
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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FUCK YES!!!!! Time to start a monthly donation!
Democratic state Sen. Julie Gonzales on Monday announced she is running to unseat U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper in 2026, aiming to ride a wave of liberal and progressive dissatisfaction with Democratic leadership to an upset primary victory.
By @chasewoodruff.bsky.social
State Sen. Julie Gonzales launches primary challenge against Sen. Hickenlooper | Colorado Newsline
Democratic state Sen. Julie Gonzales announced she is running to unseat U.S. Sen. John Hickenlooper in 2026.
coloradonewsline.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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also you know what else is dangerous to individual liberty? a totally unconstrained executive, which we're seeing right now thanks, in part, to kavanaugh's own actions as a justice!
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
He’s a much better investor than Hunter Biden, that slacker.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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again, the supreme court did not write the constitution (or the declaration) and—despite what you may think—they don't have the monopoly on the interpretation of those documents.

the people have a say, and if the court is out of step with the people, that's a problem for the court, not the governed
i think to understand the meaning of the birthright citizenship clause to the framers of the 14th amendment, you have to understand significance of dred scott to the civil war republican party. dred scott wasn't just a bad ruling, it was understood as a rejection of the declaration itself.
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The lady in blue slowly inches her way out of the room.
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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🇺🇸 attempts to force 🇺🇦 surrender are currently 0 from 3. Europe is winning, even if it doesn't realise.
Trump's national security strategy exposes weakness. Its attitude to Europe is like the obsessive ex stalking the former partner, wondering who that new guy is.
open.substack.com/pub/arthursn...
America's Weakness, Europe's Strength
The 'new' national security strategy is the admission of defeat from a declining country
open.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Wow — all that work collecting signatures just *poof* didn’t matter.

Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the legislature got scared that their anti-union law was so toxic it was going to tank them in the election…
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM