Keith 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🏳️🌈
@keith.bsky.social
Dev Success @ Expo. Mobile dev, PS Vita fan, bad Catholic, full minivan, smug e-biker. Cleveland rocks. He/him
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Thanks to @antifapatriot.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Thanks to @antifapatriot.bsky.social
I've never watched a Fantastic Four movie. But whenever I see "Fantastic Four: First Steps," it sounds to me like the name of a baby food. And when I see their outfits, I think, "yup, this is definitely the PJ Masks of superhero movies."
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I've never watched a Fantastic Four movie. But whenever I see "Fantastic Four: First Steps," it sounds to me like the name of a baby food. And when I see their outfits, I think, "yup, this is definitely the PJ Masks of superhero movies."
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All React apps
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All React apps
What the hell were they thinking?
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What the hell were they thinking?
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It is 2029. Daily battles between the Taco Truck Corners and the Goat Meat Vendors rage across the nation. Everyone’s hair has been forcibly dyed blue, and sleeping is now outlawed because woke. Billionaires have fled the planet.
It is also the strongest economy ever.
It is also the strongest economy ever.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It is 2029. Daily battles between the Taco Truck Corners and the Goat Meat Vendors rage across the nation. Everyone’s hair has been forcibly dyed blue, and sleeping is now outlawed because woke. Billionaires have fled the planet.
It is also the strongest economy ever.
It is also the strongest economy ever.
Update on my Pancake Theory app. Started it the evening of Oct 23, and submitted just after midnight on Oct 26th. After a few rounds back and forth with Apple, it was stuck in "In Review" for 2 days. I pulled it, put a new version. Now it's been stuck in "Waiting for Review" for 5 days and counting
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Update on my Pancake Theory app. Started it the evening of Oct 23, and submitted just after midnight on Oct 26th. After a few rounds back and forth with Apple, it was stuck in "In Review" for 2 days. I pulled it, put a new version. Now it's been stuck in "Waiting for Review" for 5 days and counting
Important pre-travel prep: downloading PDF strategy guides for the video games you'll play on the plane.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Important pre-travel prep: downloading PDF strategy guides for the video games you'll play on the plane.
I completely forgot that Paul DePodesta worked for the Cleveland Browns for a whole 10 years until today, when he left to go work for the Rockies.
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I completely forgot that Paul DePodesta worked for the Cleveland Browns for a whole 10 years until today, when he left to go work for the Rockies.
Final Fantasy X Remaster journal entry: tried to brute force my way through the first Seymour fight with no strategy other than using Aeons to soak up damage, was one turn from losing only to win in the dumbest way possible (Kimhari's self destruct Ronso Rage)
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Final Fantasy X Remaster journal entry: tried to brute force my way through the first Seymour fight with no strategy other than using Aeons to soak up damage, was one turn from losing only to win in the dumbest way possible (Kimhari's self destruct Ronso Rage)
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the cope on fox tonight has been good
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the cope on fox tonight has been good
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🥽 You can now build and run Expo apps on Meta Quest using Expo Go from the Horizon Store.
Learn how to create your first Quest app, add Horizon APIs, and publish to the store with your existing React Native skills:
🎥 Watch: https://youtu.be/24G2tui0Ts8
Learn how to create your first Quest app, add Horizon APIs, and publish to the store with your existing React Native skills:
🎥 Watch: https://youtu.be/24G2tui0Ts8
Getting started with Meta Horizon Development using Expo
YouTube video by Expo
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
🥽 You can now build and run Expo apps on Meta Quest using Expo Go from the Horizon Store.
Learn how to create your first Quest app, add Horizon APIs, and publish to the store with your existing React Native skills:
🎥 Watch: https://youtu.be/24G2tui0Ts8
Learn how to create your first Quest app, add Horizon APIs, and publish to the store with your existing React Native skills:
🎥 Watch: https://youtu.be/24G2tui0Ts8
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this is a great opportunity to say cincinatti rules and you should visit!
BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
this is a great opportunity to say cincinatti rules and you should visit!
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📣 Happening Wednesday!
React Native Mornings with @mazenchami.dev is back!!
This time we're diving into @expo.dev’s UI magic with their very own @codewithbeto.dev!
📆 Wednesday 11/5 at 9am PT
📺 Live on YouTube
🔔 Set a reminder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hdw...
React Native Mornings with @mazenchami.dev is back!!
This time we're diving into @expo.dev’s UI magic with their very own @codewithbeto.dev!
📆 Wednesday 11/5 at 9am PT
📺 Live on YouTube
🔔 Set a reminder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hdw...
Expo UI with Beto Moedano | React Native Mornings | Ep. 5
YouTube video by Infinite Red
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
📣 Happening Wednesday!
React Native Mornings with @mazenchami.dev is back!!
This time we're diving into @expo.dev’s UI magic with their very own @codewithbeto.dev!
📆 Wednesday 11/5 at 9am PT
📺 Live on YouTube
🔔 Set a reminder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hdw...
React Native Mornings with @mazenchami.dev is back!!
This time we're diving into @expo.dev’s UI magic with their very own @codewithbeto.dev!
📆 Wednesday 11/5 at 9am PT
📺 Live on YouTube
🔔 Set a reminder
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hdw...
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If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.
It went to 3.5 days in review before I got frustrated and pulled it from review and resubmitted based on the experience of this reddit post: www.reddit.com/r/iOSProgram.... Also submitted to beta at the same time.
November 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It went to 3.5 days in review before I got frustrated and pulled it from review and resubmitted based on the experience of this reddit post: www.reddit.com/r/iOSProgram.... Also submitted to beta at the same time.
I would love to know what Apple has been looking at for the last 6 hours in my three-screen pancake recipe app
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I would love to know what Apple has been looking at for the last 6 hours in my three-screen pancake recipe app
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The Dodgers fell right into Toronto’s trip: trying hard for a whole 18-inning game
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Dodgers fell right into Toronto’s trip: trying hard for a whole 18-inning game
It's really not.
If you think this, I think it's reasonable for me to suspect that you're also horrible to people who speak your language, quite likely including your family.
If you think this, I think it's reasonable for me to suspect that you're also horrible to people who speak your language, quite likely including your family.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's really not.
If you think this, I think it's reasonable for me to suspect that you're also horrible to people who speak your language, quite likely including your family.
If you think this, I think it's reasonable for me to suspect that you're also horrible to people who speak your language, quite likely including your family.
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This app took two days to build and submit and two days for Apple to review.
(rejected, they found an honest-to-goodness bug, resubmitted already!)
(rejected, they found an honest-to-goodness bug, resubmitted already!)
Pancake Theory is looking pretty well-rounded 24 hours later! I might ship it tomorrow. The only issue perhaps is that I haven't vetted the AI-generated recipes, let alone added the ones I actually use :-D
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This app took two days to build and submit and two days for Apple to review.
(rejected, they found an honest-to-goodness bug, resubmitted already!)
(rejected, they found an honest-to-goodness bug, resubmitted already!)
I feel like everyone who cooked gross food on TikTok is now doing bad renditions of The Fate of Ophelia dance.
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I feel like everyone who cooked gross food on TikTok is now doing bad renditions of The Fate of Ophelia dance.
Why the hell is Haribo trying to push Starmix on us when all we wanted were Happy Colas?
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Why the hell is Haribo trying to push Starmix on us when all we wanted were Happy Colas?
longest wait in a while SMH
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
longest wait in a while SMH
submitted!
Pancake Theory is looking pretty well-rounded 24 hours later! I might ship it tomorrow. The only issue perhaps is that I haven't vetted the AI-generated recipes, let alone added the ones I actually use :-D
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
submitted!