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I'm Just Ken
@keggdirdle.com
Musician (sax), Software Engineer (Angular)
Hobbies: Photography, sailing, audio, astronomy
Fave Quote: "Instant gratification takes too long" -Carrie Fisher

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This Guy Fawkes
If vaccines don't cause autism, then why are there still monkeys?
September 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
shit, I was charging my smart watch when I walked to the fridge to get ice cream. Sucks that I won't be credited those steps.
June 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My 2 truths and a lie:
I have seen Jumanji 1
I have seen Jumanji 2
I have seen Jumanji 3
April 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Today's news broke me a bit. Virginia's suicide, judges being arrested, US children being "deported", ActBlue being investigated, and ICE now ignoring the 4th amendment, it was too much for me to handle. I'm grateful for the people who are better than me and fighting.
April 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Do you think Trump's VHS copy of Idiocracy's tracking gets all messed up where he normally pauses it to masterbate?
April 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If I had to see this, so do you
April 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
April 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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True story…👇
April 7, 2025 at 9:12 AM
anyone interested in a thruple? Looking for two people
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Raitt
Wicked game - Chris Isaak
El Sonidito - Hechizeros Band
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
March 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
That and how the best journalism seems to be done with the least amount of effort
Very Well Said and Accurate….
March 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Praise Kier!
March 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I've seen a lot of people post FUCK ELON MUSK! I would just like to suggest you don't actually do that. Thanks.
March 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Stop gatekeeping wings! Why the boneless hate?
March 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm not sure there is a worst way to die, but "a swollen, infected taint" should be in the discussion.
March 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I am very envious of Dolly's husband
March 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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What a f—king coward.

Kansas, you deserve better!
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I cannot wait until the day I hire a sherpa to take me to the summit of shit that will be atop Trump’s grave so that I may deposit my own
March 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’m not saying I’m THE God or even a God, just that I too work in mysterious ways
February 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It does seem that a lot of fun has been sucked out of life.
February 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Moved the boat into a new marina over the weekend.
February 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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All the folks who exited NBC today. Seen together, hoo boy. Message received.
February 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
State of my life: over the weekend I thought “I shouldn’t have worn my good sweat pants”
February 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Meryl Streep: “When it comes to underwear, this devil wears nada” #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM