Gen A is going to lose their minds when they discover cookbooks. They’re going to have to rediscover all of the things we took for granted before the internet was SEOd

I can’t sit down. I avoid watching too because we’ve all been there. Having some asshole look over your shoulder is fucking hell. I usually end up pacing around my house fiddling with stupid shit or trying to organize my mess.

The waiting is the worst to me. Every minute they’re in your house is a minute closer to them leaving. Then when they leave you get this rush brought on by the realization that you no longer have to think about whatever it was they fixed. It’s fantastic

It is a very particular shirt. Like, you don’t accidentally end up with a brown Kevin Kouzmanoff shirsey. That is a shirt you have made to order or you find it at a street vendor in TJ and you’re drunk enough to buy it

Release the Preller files! That dude has definitely flown on some planes to tropical islands seeking the services of underage minors

Tommy “Clicks” Krasovic knows how to keep a job in this media environment