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As the toys go winding down…
Please let this lighter get me through one more session
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Show me my bullshit @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Look at Dylan getting paid. I thought for sure no one would offer anyone more than two years. It must be nice finding a good paying job outside of the U.S.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I would pay money to @iwriteok.bsky.social’s podcast network just to stop Garrison Davis from repeatedly saying the words “quote” and “unquote”
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Reddit just put r/burritos in my feed for the first time. I though I was being careful. I thought I was covering my tracks. They found me, the fuckers have finally found me
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Lil’ Sweet works at the Morena Costco iykyk
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
When the woodshop is too warm for a jacket but too cold for a tshirt you have to make a choice between sweaty pits or rock hard nipples.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is from the Chula Tacos yelp page. This dude is wearing a brown Kevin Kouzmanoff shirsey 27 days ago. Brown? Was the city connect Kouzmanoff out of stock? Someone on Padres social media knows this dude
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Max always seems to find the help he needs from the FIA in Las Vegas
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The best part about going to the dentist is knowing you won’t have to go back for several months
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The rain has brought out the mushrooms
youtu.be/QWzy_kvU9XU?...
Marshall Jefferson Vs Noosa Heads - Mushrooms (Salt City Orchestra Out There Mix)
YouTube video by Free is in Da House
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I would’ve loved to have lived a life half as charmed as that of Randy Jones’. Cy Young winner, number retired, living the rest of your life hanging out around baseball, talking baseball on the radio, taking pictures with fans, throwing out a first pitch here or there. RIP RJ, you were a real one
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Look at all of these baseball teams protecting their minor leaguers from AJ Preller
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One episode in on Pluribus and it is so nice to be back in Vince Gilligan’s visual world. Quality television. I have an old guy crush on Rhea Seehorn
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Blank Check does Buster Scruggs this week and the podcast is an hour and a half longer than the movie is. Count me in!
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
When you don’t have kids the only time you hear someone say “67” is when parents complain about it
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Recess at elementary schools in San Diego when it rains
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Boy I sure am seeing a lot of Things That Make Me Mad on the app designed to show me Things That Make Me Mad
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If someone says “Great question” after every question then none of the questions are particularly great
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You come from nothing, you’re going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Why would anyone want to buy into a league whose owners are collectively losing $1.8 billion annually? Seems like a pretty bad business decision.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
As the toys go winding down
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just chased the chillest possum out of my house. Little guy was snacking on the cat food dish near the patio door, when he saw me coming he just sat there. I had to tap him on the bum with my toe to get him moving out the door. I don’t mind possums, they’re pretty mellow if you don’t corner them
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM