Tim Vandehey
@kcghostwriter.bsky.social
NYT-bestselling ghostwriter. (No, seriously.) I also sing jazz (lots), sail (sometimes), travel (not often enough), obsess over baseball (Dodgers!!!!), politics (WTF?), and beagles. 30-yr freelancer, husband & dad. Astrological sign is YIELD.
The best part is that they're mocking him with the deepest contempt, and he has no fucking idea.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The best part is that they're mocking him with the deepest contempt, and he has no fucking idea.
So where the fuck were you for the other 19,234,701 times Trump has said or done something objectively horrifying?
a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom
ALT: a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So where the fuck were you for the other 19,234,701 times Trump has said or done something objectively horrifying?
I've been boycotting HD since 2017, when I learned that co-founder Ken Langone is one of Trump's biggest donors and supporters. Now I only shop at local hardware stores.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I've been boycotting HD since 2017, when I learned that co-founder Ken Langone is one of Trump's biggest donors and supporters. Now I only shop at local hardware stores.
I'm still holding out hope for those arterial plaque deposits. C'mon, guys. You've got this.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I'm still holding out hope for those arterial plaque deposits. C'mon, guys. You've got this.
Impeachment isn't important. Removal is. Even with a blue tsunami, we might have the Senate 52-48. Where are those 15 Republican votes to convict coming from?
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Impeachment isn't important. Removal is. Even with a blue tsunami, we might have the Senate 52-48. Where are those 15 Republican votes to convict coming from?
Jesus, can somebody shut him the fuck up?
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Jesus, can somebody shut him the fuck up?
I can't. He's such a transparent coward and fool. You'd have to be a coward and fool to fear him. So bring on the Republican members of the U.S. House of Representatives!
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I can't. He's such a transparent coward and fool. You'd have to be a coward and fool to fear him. So bring on the Republican members of the U.S. House of Representatives!
We're unlikely to win TN-7. However, Cook did just shift it from "solid Republican" to "leans Republican," so it's possible. God, if Aftyn Behn managed to win, the GOP panic would be glorious.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We're unlikely to win TN-7. However, Cook did just shift it from "solid Republican" to "leans Republican," so it's possible. God, if Aftyn Behn managed to win, the GOP panic would be glorious.
I think the threatened retirements are about the fact that GOP House leaders are so afraid of Trump that they won't let the rank and file do any real work. People who gain power REALLY hate to lose that power. If they think being Donald's Doormats will keep them in office, doormats they will be.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think the threatened retirements are about the fact that GOP House leaders are so afraid of Trump that they won't let the rank and file do any real work. People who gain power REALLY hate to lose that power. If they think being Donald's Doormats will keep them in office, doormats they will be.
Douchebags douchebagging.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Douchebags douchebagging.
Cynicism is simply lazy. Don't waste my time.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Cynicism is simply lazy. Don't waste my time.
One solid pick—Beltran—and one "maaaaybe" in Jones. Plus two "what might have been but for injuries" guys in Pedroia and Wright. They were first balloters if they had stayed healthy. Sigh.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
One solid pick—Beltran—and one "maaaaybe" in Jones. Plus two "what might have been but for injuries" guys in Pedroia and Wright. They were first balloters if they had stayed healthy. Sigh.
I agree with the message, but the abuse of multiple fonts might be punishable by jail time.
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I agree with the message, but the abuse of multiple fonts might be punishable by jail time.
Give Democrats one more length of rope to hang Republicans with next November.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Give Democrats one more length of rope to hang Republicans with next November.
Beginning of the end. Biden/Harris got crushed because they kept insisting that despite people's pain, the economy really WAS good. They appeared out of touch. Now things are worse, and MAGA not only looks out of touch, but like they don't give a shit. That's why Republicans are very nervous.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Beginning of the end. Biden/Harris got crushed because they kept insisting that despite people's pain, the economy really WAS good. They appeared out of touch. Now things are worse, and MAGA not only looks out of touch, but like they don't give a shit. That's why Republicans are very nervous.
Nice, especially since Home Depot's co-founder, Ken Langone, is a major Trump fellater—er, supporter.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nice, especially since Home Depot's co-founder, Ken Langone, is a major Trump fellater—er, supporter.
You think this is parody? It's not remotely funny, and no one even knows about it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You think this is parody? It's not remotely funny, and no one even knows about it.
Time for Democrats to read the writing on the wall. Trump 2.0 hasn't just exposed the Nazi heart of MAGA. It's also awakened millions. It's time for Dems, when we get the trifecta in 2029, to pass Medicare for Everyone and raise taxes on the .1% to pay for it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Time for Democrats to read the writing on the wall. Trump 2.0 hasn't just exposed the Nazi heart of MAGA. It's also awakened millions. It's time for Dems, when we get the trifecta in 2029, to pass Medicare for Everyone and raise taxes on the .1% to pay for it.
He gets weaker, more frightened, and more demented each day. I can't wait for November 2026 when the Great Republican Party Panic Attack begins.
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
He gets weaker, more frightened, and more demented each day. I can't wait for November 2026 when the Great Republican Party Panic Attack begins.
Thanks, Trump tariffs!
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Thanks, Trump tariffs!
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
But at least Nebraskans kept their eye on the ball: they voted against, like, 3 trans people using bathrooms.
She speaks so well with a dick in her mouth. Then again, it is a small one.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
She speaks so well with a dick in her mouth. Then again, it is a small one.