thank you (as always!!!) for writing!!!!

[insert perfume tiktok-style ad that says, "don't wear this if you don't want EVERY man to be into you"] [insert nail polish tiktok-style ad that says, "my husband asked me, when did you go to the nail salon???"] imagine thinking that men perceiving me will ever make me want a product

i always say this

at least jeb had some iconic goofy moments, ron is simply the worst at every angle

this is absolutely the way to keep movie theaters alive -- making a movie showing an ~event~ where people want to be there in person with everyone else to experience it!

ur cleaning ur eyes for ur doc as a favor

i feel like this isn't even allowed in sf i was shocked when i started seeing this happen in dc (and i get it bc of the "kneeling" function that is sometimes needed BUT)

and thank god for that

ALSO what if we took the most neutral path forward and decided all nips are ok 😌 problem solved

this was one of my favorite internet reads in a while. thank you for this.