Karl Safchick
@karlsafchick.bsky.social
football and other things
I actually genuinely wish I had family to argue politics with at Thanksgiving, but maybe I should be thankful that no one in my family (who actually shows up to family fuctions) isn't a MAGA piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I actually genuinely wish I had family to argue politics with at Thanksgiving, but maybe I should be thankful that no one in my family (who actually shows up to family fuctions) isn't a MAGA piece of shit.
Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours.
I think it was @brewpython27.bsky.social who was big on Teslaa before anyone else had even heard his name.
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think it was @brewpython27.bsky.social who was big on Teslaa before anyone else had even heard his name.
Jamo happened
I think one thing Campbell could do is totally give up on Jameson Williams. He’s bad. He’s never open. He’s not really into it anyway. Stop trying to make Jamo happen.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Jamo happened
I stopped by my mom's before we all head to Thanksgiving dinner, and she has the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on the TV.
There is not a single performer who I've ever heard of before. Is this a sign of my age, or are there just a million singers now?
There is not a single performer who I've ever heard of before. Is this a sign of my age, or are there just a million singers now?
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I stopped by my mom's before we all head to Thanksgiving dinner, and she has the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on the TV.
There is not a single performer who I've ever heard of before. Is this a sign of my age, or are there just a million singers now?
There is not a single performer who I've ever heard of before. Is this a sign of my age, or are there just a million singers now?
Whenever I hear of whatever Russell Brand is doing, I always think that sobriety isn't right for some people.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Whenever I hear of whatever Russell Brand is doing, I always think that sobriety isn't right for some people.
Trivia question with cheating allowed. The winner gets a free beer if we ever run into each other.
There are a combined 8 teams in the four major USA sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) whose location (example: New York Giants location is New York) is not a city or state.
There are a combined 8 teams in the four major USA sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) whose location (example: New York Giants location is New York) is not a city or state.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Trivia question with cheating allowed. The winner gets a free beer if we ever run into each other.
There are a combined 8 teams in the four major USA sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) whose location (example: New York Giants location is New York) is not a city or state.
There are a combined 8 teams in the four major USA sports leagues (NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) whose location (example: New York Giants location is New York) is not a city or state.
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If you've known me awhile, you'll understand the level of irony here.
My #SFB15 life is riding on Kyle Pitts and Matthew Stafford. I couldn't have made this up except I kinda did.
My #SFB15 life is riding on Kyle Pitts and Matthew Stafford. I couldn't have made this up except I kinda did.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you've known me awhile, you'll understand the level of irony here.
My #SFB15 life is riding on Kyle Pitts and Matthew Stafford. I couldn't have made this up except I kinda did.
My #SFB15 life is riding on Kyle Pitts and Matthew Stafford. I couldn't have made this up except I kinda did.
I had to miss the Lions game-tying drive because I'm at my mom's, and she fell for an AI video of the Capitol building burning down.
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I had to miss the Lions game-tying drive because I'm at my mom's, and she fell for an AI video of the Capitol building burning down.
JJ. Oh, no. My man. My guy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
JJ. Oh, no. My man. My guy.
I kinda feel bad for JJ McCarthy. He was a 2nd round talent who a team took at 1.04. If he were a 2nd rounder, they wouldn't force him on the field through bad play.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I kinda feel bad for JJ McCarthy. He was a 2nd round talent who a team took at 1.04. If he were a 2nd rounder, they wouldn't force him on the field through bad play.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Vanilla" as an adjective doesn't work for me to describe something "bland" or "boring."
Vanilla is a wonderful flavor, and if I get a vanilla milkshake, no one should judge. I promise it tastes awesome.
Vanilla is a wonderful flavor, and if I get a vanilla milkshake, no one should judge. I promise it tastes awesome.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Vanilla" as an adjective doesn't work for me to describe something "bland" or "boring."
Vanilla is a wonderful flavor, and if I get a vanilla milkshake, no one should judge. I promise it tastes awesome.
Vanilla is a wonderful flavor, and if I get a vanilla milkshake, no one should judge. I promise it tastes awesome.
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New theory: Ozark is a Home Alone spin-off.
Mr. McAllister was Omar Navarro's accountant in Chicago before crossing the cartel and being disappeared, leading to Marty Byrde taking over.
Mr. McAllister was Omar Navarro's accountant in Chicago before crossing the cartel and being disappeared, leading to Marty Byrde taking over.
I saw an internet theory that the McAllister dad was a financial advisor for the mob, and it totally checks out.
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
New theory: Ozark is a Home Alone spin-off.
Mr. McAllister was Omar Navarro's accountant in Chicago before crossing the cartel and being disappeared, leading to Marty Byrde taking over.
Mr. McAllister was Omar Navarro's accountant in Chicago before crossing the cartel and being disappeared, leading to Marty Byrde taking over.
I promise I'm not even looking for a debate, but metal music is literally the best. Do not respond to this post. It's a statement of fact.
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I promise I'm not even looking for a debate, but metal music is literally the best. Do not respond to this post. It's a statement of fact.
I've been pretty transparent that I haven't been doing great lately, but I just got done an interview for the job of my dreams.
All the positive vibes, prayers, or whatever you do would be appreciated.
All the positive vibes, prayers, or whatever you do would be appreciated.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I've been pretty transparent that I haven't been doing great lately, but I just got done an interview for the job of my dreams.
All the positive vibes, prayers, or whatever you do would be appreciated.
All the positive vibes, prayers, or whatever you do would be appreciated.
True story: I was pulled over a couple of months ago because the officer "saw me twice in a 20-minute time frame."
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
True story: I was pulled over a couple of months ago because the officer "saw me twice in a 20-minute time frame."
Pump anddddddddddddd
Dump
Dump
NEW: Cryptocurrencies have lost >$1 TRILLION in market value since Oct. 6.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Crypto World Wipes Out $1 Trillion as Bitcoin Plunges Anew
The great crypto crash of 2025 entered a new phase on Wednesday, as Bitcoin plunged to its lowest level in seven months, extending the more than $1 trillion wipeout across the digital‑asset world.
www.bloomberg.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Pump anddddddddddddd
Dump
Dump
Should Shady McCoy eventually make the Hall of Fame, and will he?
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Should Shady McCoy eventually make the Hall of Fame, and will he?
This summer, JSN was my "draft no matter the cost guy" who I, with zero exceptions, did not draft.
Seahawks WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba is the first player in NFL history to record 75+ receiving yards in 10 straight games to begin a season.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This summer, JSN was my "draft no matter the cost guy" who I, with zero exceptions, did not draft.
I've seen the comparison to Tebow a few times, and I think it extends more to just poor play. They both were National Champions, white, "winning personalities," with blow average arms, who wouldn't have been taken in the first round if based solely on their play on the field.
NINE is going to become the new Tebow
Looks like the worst QB in the world but just wins anyway
Looks like the worst QB in the world but just wins anyway
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I've seen the comparison to Tebow a few times, and I think it extends more to just poor play. They both were National Champions, white, "winning personalities," with blow average arms, who wouldn't have been taken in the first round if based solely on their play on the field.
On that Dowdle run, no white paint came up to indicate he stepped out of bounds, yet they changed the call on the field. That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
On that Dowdle run, no white paint came up to indicate he stepped out of bounds, yet they changed the call on the field. That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.