Karl Keyton
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Karl Keyton
@karlkeyton.bsky.social
Tech/IT in Portland

He/Him
If Tungsten Arm O'Tani can step in the batter's box for 20 innings straight, I feel we can endure another 20 innings

Pic unrelated
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
You don't need a constitutional amendment to expand the court, Congress already sets the size and it's been changed multiple times

See also:
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As opposed to the alternative, yeah it was better
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
October 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just go ahead and get the Nazi ink you are desperate to show off buddy
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Probably one of the better protest signs from last weekend
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Damn right they are
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Apparently the US gets a pass in your book
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
People who look like this always use the phrase, "purity test" as a way of saying, "I don't see bigotry as disqualifying"
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Some basic vetting goes a long way
October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I can think of some other valid labels buddy
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Love this Calvinball approach to legal analysis, either Biden was smol bean uwu and couldn't do anything or the laws didn't matter either way

Maybe these discussions are too advanced for you and you should spend more time on hobbies better suited for you
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You look like someone who beats up on baristas out of boredom
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just use slurs you hateful dipshit
October 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Crazy how people who harbor one kind of bigotry tend to base the rest of their sad, worthless lives on various and sundry other types of it
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
October 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Poorly paraphrased from this
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Obligatory
October 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
October 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
October 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM