"Kapura" - Max Golden - "Do Not Eat"
@kapura.bsky.social
gameplay programming (spider-man, fortnite, apex legend). Car looker-at. expressed opinions non-representative of employers'.
did a claire saffitz recipe: cranberry-pomegranate mousse pie
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
did a claire saffitz recipe: cranberry-pomegranate mousse pie
i am midkey jealous of my retired parents being able to travel and do cool shit
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i am midkey jealous of my retired parents being able to travel and do cool shit
love the kirby mirror match
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
love the kirby mirror match
also i like the car. sucker for purplemobiles
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
also i like the car. sucker for purplemobiles
i have secretly been cultivating deep structural knowledge of how video games work in my friends so that we can make the nerdiest fuckin feet jokes of all time
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i have secretly been cultivating deep structural knowledge of how video games work in my friends so that we can make the nerdiest fuckin feet jokes of all time
forgot i could do this 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
forgot i could do this 🙏
cant wait for my long weekend in southern california. maybe i will go to the beach.
hmm? whats that?
hmm? whats that?
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
cant wait for my long weekend in southern california. maybe i will go to the beach.
hmm? whats that?
hmm? whats that?
went driving this morning
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
went driving this morning
all ads are bad. sometimes they are also baffling.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
all ads are bad. sometimes they are also baffling.
glad they added the inner edit
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
glad they added the inner edit
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i left my big tupperware at a friends and now i dont have enough space for all of my cookies :(
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
i left my big tupperware at a friends and now i dont have enough space for all of my cookies :(
one of these little guys.
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
one of these little guys.
one underdiscussed benefit to the north american grands prix is that we were able to harvest fresh lando juice
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
one underdiscussed benefit to the north american grands prix is that we were able to harvest fresh lando juice
my newly minted phd friend is enjoying the gift i gave him at his defense
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
my newly minted phd friend is enjoying the gift i gave him at his defense
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
you can never be so smart that you can't also be stupid
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you can never be so smart that you can't also be stupid
presented without additional context
October 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
presented without additional context
reading last night about how the look of The Mystery Man wasn't described in the script so the actor thought about it, put this together, went to david lynch and said "what do you think?" and lynch said "this is perfect, i love it"
ai could never
ai could never
October 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
reading last night about how the look of The Mystery Man wasn't described in the script so the actor thought about it, put this together, went to david lynch and said "what do you think?" and lynch said "this is perfect, i love it"
ai could never
ai could never
folks, its time for Demolition Man
October 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
folks, its time for Demolition Man
"your current password has been found on the dark web after a billion dollar company leaked it. please change your password now."
October 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"your current password has been found on the dark web after a billion dollar company leaked it. please change your password now."
absolutely wild shelf to be under the "business" heading
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
absolutely wild shelf to be under the "business" heading
cookin today
October 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
cookin today