"Kapura" - Max Golden - "Do Not Eat"
@kapura.bsky.social
gameplay programming (spider-man, fortnite, apex legend). Car looker-at. expressed opinions non-representative of employers'.
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intro post: Hello! I am Max, currently the BR Systems Engineering Owner for Apex Legends. Before Apex, I worked on Fortnite and Spider-Man.
I'm in love with my car, addicted to Legos, and l have been known to have Opinions about Stuff.
I'm in love with my car, addicted to Legos, and l have been known to have Opinions about Stuff.
dewa is my spirit animal
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
dewa is my spirit animal
i started playing rollercoaster tycoon classic and now it's 1am. you can't explain that.
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
i started playing rollercoaster tycoon classic and now it's 1am. you can't explain that.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Waiting for some website to let you in so you can Consume? why not watch this vid of Aonishiki, the first Ukranian to win a top division sumo tournament in the history of sumo?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hun...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hun...
【Sumo History Made】Ukrainian Aonishiki Wins First Emperor's Cup
YouTube video by SUMO PRIME TIME
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Waiting for some website to let you in so you can Consume? why not watch this vid of Aonishiki, the first Ukranian to win a top division sumo tournament in the history of sumo?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hun...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hun...
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Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
![I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor or degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes" When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics." When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty -- to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:egd33s7iuqsmwlwab6mbtrqi/bafkreiaaicjid4jg3oongeah73ukqvwsqv4vwbp75q4f755nldtcfermhi@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
except for me. but nobody asks me the right questions in time. c'est la vie.
I think people really don't appreciate how remarkable it is that the games industry releases hundreds of video games every year when you consider that not one person on earth knows how to make a video game
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
except for me. but nobody asks me the right questions in time. c'est la vie.
common thought among software developers
(looking at screen) i wonder how many bullets i can put in this
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
common thought among software developers
they should invent a roller coaster tycoon but it actually takes me back in time 25 years
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
they should invent a roller coaster tycoon but it actually takes me back in time 25 years
did a claire saffitz recipe: cranberry-pomegranate mousse pie
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
did a claire saffitz recipe: cranberry-pomegranate mousse pie
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i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
Buy a solo indie dev's game because I want to support them.
Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".
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Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".
🫠
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
just now remembering that i need to disembowel this pomegranate
yes i am wearing a white shirt. i'm sure it'll be fine.
yes i am wearing a white shirt. i'm sure it'll be fine.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
just now remembering that i need to disembowel this pomegranate
yes i am wearing a white shirt. i'm sure it'll be fine.
yes i am wearing a white shirt. i'm sure it'll be fine.
tested the whipped cream for poison.
good news: not poison.
good news: not poison.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
tested the whipped cream for poison.
good news: not poison.
good news: not poison.
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I removed the single em dash from this Reddit comment I wrote by hand, and then it allowed me to post it.
We live in hell.
We live in hell.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I removed the single em dash from this Reddit comment I wrote by hand, and then it allowed me to post it.
We live in hell.
We live in hell.
An Inherently Goofy Vice
my brain is now thinking about a mashup between Inherent Vice and A Goofy Movie
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
An Inherently Goofy Vice
note to anybody who thinks that they can hand whip their cream: do not attempt. just break out the machine. you don't have anybody to impress, i promise.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
note to anybody who thinks that they can hand whip their cream: do not attempt. just break out the machine. you don't have anybody to impress, i promise.
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![vineyille @vineyille
[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus
christ not now Pastabot](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreiegzm3k6uip6wiytqptfwmhintcntd2qaembl3635jqf4vqb7h7mq@jpeg)
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
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you should buy Y0 before this btw; the Director's Cut is a markedly worse experience and isn't even done BY the director of Y0
Yakuza 0 Will be Delisted & Replaced by Yakuza 0 Director's Cut Starting Dec. 8th. https://ow.ly/AW7950XyiP5
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
you should buy Y0 before this btw; the Director's Cut is a markedly worse experience and isn't even done BY the director of Y0
who do i gotta suck and fuck to get the anchorman criterion collection release we deserve
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
who do i gotta suck and fuck to get the anchorman criterion collection release we deserve
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The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The problem with ICE is not that it's targeting people who aren't criminals. The problem with ICE is that it's an unaccountable secret deportation police. It cannot be reformed under a better president. It can be made less terrible, but the instrument of repression remains for the next tyrant.
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"What game would you instantly buy if it was remastered?!"
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"What game would you instantly buy if it was remastered?!"
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
Just get an emulator jesus christ stop waiting for corporations to give you permission to play an old game.
youtube has this "cool" feature where it will auto-dub titles out of their original language into machine translated versions
except that it can't read sumo names, so it just straight up lies about what people are called in the titles
there is no way to disable this "cool" feature
except that it can't read sumo names, so it just straight up lies about what people are called in the titles
there is no way to disable this "cool" feature
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
youtube has this "cool" feature where it will auto-dub titles out of their original language into machine translated versions
except that it can't read sumo names, so it just straight up lies about what people are called in the titles
there is no way to disable this "cool" feature
except that it can't read sumo names, so it just straight up lies about what people are called in the titles
there is no way to disable this "cool" feature