Kalamazeus
@kalamazeus.bsky.social
Sarcasm is my love language.
Slightly below average golfer.
Politics makes me sad these days.
Dogs make me happy, always.
Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better.
Be kind.
Slightly below average golfer.
Politics makes me sad these days.
Dogs make me happy, always.
Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better.
Be kind.
But does he get a medal for that, too?
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
But does he get a medal for that, too?
One of the people in that picture is an absolute threat to the US... the other lives in Russia.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
One of the people in that picture is an absolute threat to the US... the other lives in Russia.
Of all the embarrassing things FIFA has ever done…. This has to rank pretty high. A peace prize for an adjudicated r’ist who’s in the middle of clear violations of the Geneva convention. But hey, go ahead.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Of all the embarrassing things FIFA has ever done…. This has to rank pretty high. A peace prize for an adjudicated r’ist who’s in the middle of clear violations of the Geneva convention. But hey, go ahead.
Not sure why we stop at Jersey - but it’s a move in the right direction.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Not sure why we stop at Jersey - but it’s a move in the right direction.
I hate that we all think impeaching somebody actually means anything these days… it just means gets to start a podcast or gets a show on Fox.
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I hate that we all think impeaching somebody actually means anything these days… it just means gets to start a podcast or gets a show on Fox.
Not... it is because FIFA is a soulless "non-profit" and game recognize game (as the kids once said).
This is a match made in heaven.
This is a match made in heaven.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Not... it is because FIFA is a soulless "non-profit" and game recognize game (as the kids once said).
This is a match made in heaven.
This is a match made in heaven.
I bet he puts that medal right by his Michigan Man of the Year award (also made up).
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I bet he puts that medal right by his Michigan Man of the Year award (also made up).
"Words just mean what you want them to mean?"
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December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Words just mean what you want them to mean?"
It is prob hard to get words out when your face is stretched like that.
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It is prob hard to get words out when your face is stretched like that.
How embarrassing for FIFA.
Also for the USA, but we are used to it by now.
Also for the USA, but we are used to it by now.
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
How embarrassing for FIFA.
Also for the USA, but we are used to it by now.
Also for the USA, but we are used to it by now.
Imagine if that was your husband, or spouse... not the woman in scrubs, but the "men" pushing around somebody that is clearly not a threat.
Shame.
Shame.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Imagine if that was your husband, or spouse... not the woman in scrubs, but the "men" pushing around somebody that is clearly not a threat.
Shame.
Shame.
Random cop directing traffic... shame on them, too.
Serve and protect, right?
Serve and protect, right?
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Random cop directing traffic... shame on them, too.
Serve and protect, right?
Serve and protect, right?
She should consider enrolling OU.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
She should consider enrolling OU.
What a sad, sad, saaaad, fucking man.
To be clear, I mean Infantino.
There is a 99% chance this backfires in his face with ICE agents are harassing fans at the World Cup.
Reap = Sow
To be clear, I mean Infantino.
There is a 99% chance this backfires in his face with ICE agents are harassing fans at the World Cup.
Reap = Sow
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What a sad, sad, saaaad, fucking man.
To be clear, I mean Infantino.
There is a 99% chance this backfires in his face with ICE agents are harassing fans at the World Cup.
Reap = Sow
To be clear, I mean Infantino.
There is a 99% chance this backfires in his face with ICE agents are harassing fans at the World Cup.
Reap = Sow
Weird that he would say that when they are getting ready to give him the FIFA Peace Award.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Weird that he would say that when they are getting ready to give him the FIFA Peace Award.
It is wild that we just all pretend like we are at war with Venezuela - but, we are not. And Congress has not approved any military action... BECAUSE WE ARE NOT AT WAR.
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It is wild that we just all pretend like we are at war with Venezuela - but, we are not. And Congress has not approved any military action... BECAUSE WE ARE NOT AT WAR.
Anyone that thought "man, how could he take that money" when he signed on to play for LIV. Welp. Here ya go. This is how.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Anyone that thought "man, how could he take that money" when he signed on to play for LIV. Welp. Here ya go. This is how.
Will it bring back Pete Buttigieg? I remember those days fondly... they are way better that todays transportation talking head option.
December 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Will it bring back Pete Buttigieg? I remember those days fondly... they are way better that todays transportation talking head option.
Why did nobody really give a fuck until now? This has been illegal for, oh I dont know, the whole time.
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Why did nobody really give a fuck until now? This has been illegal for, oh I dont know, the whole time.
Oh man, I bet someone (that is not ADM Bradley) is prob super nervous right now.
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh man, I bet someone (that is not ADM Bradley) is prob super nervous right now.
They are so fucking afraid to just say what they are thinking and be honest. Its so sad.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They are so fucking afraid to just say what they are thinking and be honest. Its so sad.
We have all seen the videos - nobody should be shocked by this.
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We have all seen the videos - nobody should be shocked by this.
Imagine having a very important job where you just had to know nothing, but say anything. Its fucking wild to watch.
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Imagine having a very important job where you just had to know nothing, but say anything. Its fucking wild to watch.
Why so many bandaids
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Why so many bandaids
Why... nobody asked for this.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why... nobody asked for this.