Joshua Ellis
@jzellis.bsky.social
I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee.
Got my Halloween costume sorted out
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Got my Halloween costume sorted out
I just discovered that I'm paying a monthly subscription to @openaidevs.bsky.social for a coding assistant with enforced dementia. I'm not exaggerating. ChatGPT's short term memory gets dumped randomly every few... minutes? Hours?
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I just discovered that I'm paying a monthly subscription to @openaidevs.bsky.social for a coding assistant with enforced dementia. I'm not exaggerating. ChatGPT's short term memory gets dumped randomly every few... minutes? Hours?
Never let it be said that Americans can't figure out a way to turn lemons into lemonade.
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Never let it be said that Americans can't figure out a way to turn lemons into lemonade.
Man, if you think we're disrespectful about Charlie Kirk's death, you got no idea how offended you're gonna be when It Finally Happens. 😂😂😂
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Man, if you think we're disrespectful about Charlie Kirk's death, you got no idea how offended you're gonna be when It Finally Happens. 😂😂😂
Some people think I'm too long-winded. Fair enough.
If you don't think pedophilia is a debatable idea but ethnic supremacy or homophobia are, you're a bigoted piece of shit human being. Period.
Is that succinct enough, or do you require an explanation?
If you don't think pedophilia is a debatable idea but ethnic supremacy or homophobia are, you're a bigoted piece of shit human being. Period.
Is that succinct enough, or do you require an explanation?
September 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Some people think I'm too long-winded. Fair enough.
If you don't think pedophilia is a debatable idea but ethnic supremacy or homophobia are, you're a bigoted piece of shit human being. Period.
Is that succinct enough, or do you require an explanation?
If you don't think pedophilia is a debatable idea but ethnic supremacy or homophobia are, you're a bigoted piece of shit human being. Period.
Is that succinct enough, or do you require an explanation?
When it comes to racists and bigots, I do not play: I consider them to be my inferiors and myself their better, as well as anyone who defends their hatred as just another ware in the marketplace of ideas.
I'm quite serious. They're not as good as I am, period. And I treat them that way.
I'm quite serious. They're not as good as I am, period. And I treat them that way.
September 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When it comes to racists and bigots, I do not play: I consider them to be my inferiors and myself their better, as well as anyone who defends their hatred as just another ware in the marketplace of ideas.
I'm quite serious. They're not as good as I am, period. And I treat them that way.
I'm quite serious. They're not as good as I am, period. And I treat them that way.
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Horror movie where the Child-Eating Cyclops Monster eats children every week, but because he wears a clean suit and tie and frames his desire to eat children as an academic thought experiment, the authorities allow the Cyclops to continue for the sake of civility.
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Horror movie where the Child-Eating Cyclops Monster eats children every week, but because he wears a clean suit and tie and frames his desire to eat children as an academic thought experiment, the authorities allow the Cyclops to continue for the sake of civility.
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here
September 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here
If you look carefully at Trump today, the sagging right side of his face actually reads "transgender ideology"
September 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you look carefully at Trump today, the sagging right side of his face actually reads "transgender ideology"
Little known scientific fact: the "T" in T. Ocellus stands for "T-Bone", which is the creature's government name.
September 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Little known scientific fact: the "T" in T. Ocellus stands for "T-Bone", which is the creature's government name.
My mom went to Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado in the 1970s and my late uncle went to Columbine in Littleton. Just random sad facts I realized yesterday.
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
My mom went to Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado in the 1970s and my late uncle went to Columbine in Littleton. Just random sad facts I realized yesterday.
It's deeply funny to be angry at people for showing a lack of sympathy over the gun murder of someone who made an entire career delighting other people - the same people who are mad now - with his utter indifference to gun murders.
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It's deeply funny to be angry at people for showing a lack of sympathy over the gun murder of someone who made an entire career delighting other people - the same people who are mad now - with his utter indifference to gun murders.
Archdouche Ferdinand
September 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Archdouche Ferdinand
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I also died at 31 years old (cardiac arrest), but the difference is that I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and defeated death, idk why he didn’t try that 🤷🏻♀️
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I also died at 31 years old (cardiac arrest), but the difference is that I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and defeated death, idk why he didn’t try that 🤷🏻♀️
"Long day, Bob. It's quittin time."
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Long day, Bob. It's quittin time."
Sculpture is just hipster artisanal 3D printing
September 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Sculpture is just hipster artisanal 3D printing
Can you imagine being such a massive unredeemable sack of shit that an entire generation will have a foundational memory for the rest of their lives of that one glorious weekend that billions of humans across the entire globe were hoping and praying you were actually dead?
September 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Can you imagine being such a massive unredeemable sack of shit that an entire generation will have a foundational memory for the rest of their lives of that one glorious weekend that billions of humans across the entire globe were hoping and praying you were actually dead?