Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
Four score and 7 years ago....
A woodworker and a troublemaker.
A woodworker and a troublemaker.
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Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
· Oct 30
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It's all about the clench power. Happy Sinday
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's all about the clench power. Happy Sinday
Anyone wanna play a game where we hide the pickle?
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Anyone wanna play a game where we hide the pickle?
I'm not one to tell people who to block, but if you want to avoid drama, avoid this person. She deletes accounts and comes back as a new account. This is the 4th or 5th I've blocked of hers.
Currently has almost 100 posts, 0 followers and 0 following.
Currently has almost 100 posts, 0 followers and 0 following.
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm not one to tell people who to block, but if you want to avoid drama, avoid this person. She deletes accounts and comes back as a new account. This is the 4th or 5th I've blocked of hers.
Currently has almost 100 posts, 0 followers and 0 following.
Currently has almost 100 posts, 0 followers and 0 following.
Is it just me? It can't be just me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is it just me? It can't be just me.
Someone's been extra good this year...
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Someone's been extra good this year...
My penis was in the Guiness Book of World Records... until the librarian told me to take it out.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My penis was in the Guiness Book of World Records... until the librarian told me to take it out.
My snuggle buddy tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
My snuggle buddy tonight.
Dear NBC... try using spellcheck
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Dear NBC... try using spellcheck
Orange chicken dino nuggets. Follow me for more recipes.
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Orange chicken dino nuggets. Follow me for more recipes.
Another year without any of those free drugs in my trick or treat bag. I'm beginning to think that might now be real.
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Another year without any of those free drugs in my trick or treat bag. I'm beginning to think that might now be real.
I was invited to a bottomless brunch last weekend. Apparently, I was supposed to wear pants.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I was invited to a bottomless brunch last weekend. Apparently, I was supposed to wear pants.
You can either have kids or have a full drawer of silverware. Choose wisely.
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You can either have kids or have a full drawer of silverware. Choose wisely.
I'm thinking about opening up a burger place that sells donkey burgers. I'll name it Ass To Mouth.
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm thinking about opening up a burger place that sells donkey burgers. I'll name it Ass To Mouth.
Trick or treating is tonight in my town. Don't question it. We are giving the kids an option of candy or a potato.
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trick or treating is tonight in my town. Don't question it. We are giving the kids an option of candy or a potato.
I'm no Portland Frog, but I got it going on with this
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I'm no Portland Frog, but I got it going on with this
Reposted by Just Mike
What do you get when you mix human DNA with donkey DNA? I got kicked out of the petting zoo.
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
What do you get when you mix human DNA with donkey DNA? I got kicked out of the petting zoo.
"Here's a picture of my kids when they were younger."
Dude. Every picture of your kids is when they were younger.
Dude. Every picture of your kids is when they were younger.
October 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Here's a picture of my kids when they were younger."
Dude. Every picture of your kids is when they were younger.
Dude. Every picture of your kids is when they were younger.
Reposted by Just Mike
The other day, my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked how long? He said at least until he was done with my prostate exam.
October 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The other day, my doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked how long? He said at least until he was done with my prostate exam.
A dragon won't explode, but a dino might.
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A dragon won't explode, but a dino might.