Justin Morissette
@justinmoris.bsky.social
sports talk radio producer / pro wrestling PxP / actor / WHL Giants host / ADHD-DVD podcaster. will never join Threads, so I guess this is it for me
📍Vancouver
📍Vancouver
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
Exciting news! I’ve just landed a high-paying government job as an officially sanctioned ostrich executioner, hired to shoot 200+ large birds in the head one by one… maybe line a few up and see how many I can do at once? Anyway. Dreams do come true, can’t wait to get started!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Exciting news! I’ve just landed a high-paying government job as an officially sanctioned ostrich executioner, hired to shoot 200+ large birds in the head one by one… maybe line a few up and see how many I can do at once? Anyway. Dreams do come true, can’t wait to get started!!
*explaining Ballad of a Small Player to an American cinephile*: so, imagine a Berger
October 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*explaining Ballad of a Small Player to an American cinephile*: so, imagine a Berger
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[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
[hot chocolate “you sexy thing” voice]
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ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time
ALSO ME:
ALSO ME:
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time
ALSO ME:
ALSO ME:
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Americans voting
October 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Americans voting
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man this really foretold the entire tech industry huh
September 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
man this really foretold the entire tech industry huh
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three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"
September 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
three young men in the library having a long, earnest conversation about what I assumed was a group project until I heard one of them say "Goku wouldn't do that"
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The best bit would be a cut to the teleprompter and this is all on there, word for word.
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The best bit would be a cut to the teleprompter and this is all on there, word for word.
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THE MEME IS REAL
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
BREAKING NEWS ALERT, this is not a drill: It appears as though Babu Frik and Grogu are friends. The two little guys that everyone loves have been spotted hanging out and being buds up there on the silver screen.
September 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
BREAKING NEWS ALERT, this is not a drill: It appears as though Babu Frik and Grogu are friends. The two little guys that everyone loves have been spotted hanging out and being buds up there on the silver screen.
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Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
hey quick question here, why did you ban Kneecap from entering Canada
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
hey quick question here, why did you ban Kneecap from entering Canada
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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"I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period."
Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹
Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹
September 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period."
Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹
Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹
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Thinking of my favorite @howelldawdy.com song today
Howell Dawdy "Illegal" OFFICIAL VIDEO
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September 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Thinking of my favorite @howelldawdy.com song today
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We live in andor times now.
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We live in andor times now.
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unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain
#BREAKING: Sinclair says it will air a one-hour tribute to Charlie Kirk on its ABC-affiliated stations in the time slot that is usually occupied for "Jimmy Kimmel Live." The special will air on Friday, per a Sinclair spokesperson.
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain
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When *squints* Karl Rove is the voice of reason…
ROVE: “.. Using Charlie’s murder to justify retaliation against political rivals is wrong and dangerous. It will further divide and embitter our country. No good thing will come of it.”
@wsj.com
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@wsj.com
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September 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
When *squints* Karl Rove is the voice of reason…
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easiest grift in the world to start a dem think tank. you get millions of dollars to say things like "fracking is good" and "you can say slurs now, but only the ones for gays"
September 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
easiest grift in the world to start a dem think tank. you get millions of dollars to say things like "fracking is good" and "you can say slurs now, but only the ones for gays"
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I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...
The United States Of Snitches | Defector
On Saturday, the chairman of the Republican Party in Michigan’s Oakland County spent his afternoon directing his online followers’ attention to local businesses that had not lowered their flags to hal...
defector.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...