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November 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Ooo’s gantin’ on gettin’ the fat end aw a bat in their pus aff aw the pontifex?
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Just looked up the results to see what one that was, where in the wide world of sports did you think Tutankhamens tomb was, Wolverhampton???!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Have a look at what I got it on it gr8 m8 bsky.app/profile/junk...
#WhenTaken #641 (29.11.2025)

I scored 941/1000👑

1️⃣📍307 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
2️⃣📍1.9K km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥈152/200
3️⃣📍382 m - 🗓️7 yrs - 🥇191/200
4️⃣📍99.0 m - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
5️⃣📍84.6 m - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200
a man with his arms outstretched is asking can you dig it ?
ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is asking can you dig it ?
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November 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Just had a look at the other choices, just knowing that 14 Days In May was going to be one of them, absolutely devastating and crushing but utterly formative when I saw it.

Never seen the one you’ve mentioned.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Going to put that on the mantelpiece, right next to my Bsc (bronze swimming certificate)
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Also please support your local food pantry this Christmas if you can afford to. Tuna, pasta, tinned toms and hot drinks - tea, coffee etc are always welcome. Give direct to the pantry if you can.
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Fucking scumbags, also thought that was Galloway for a sec
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Fucking nailed it.

🎶 big….spoon..
🎶 big….spoon.
🎶 big….spoon..
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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🎶 steady beat, high bass line repeating 🎶

“I went to the kitchen drawer,
Couldn’t find the big spoon.
You just have moved it,
Oh well…”
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Sick on a weekend??!! What are the chances of that? Must be a 100/1
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It’s given you the bird there m8
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Tell a dog walker by the way they dress, we just dress smart knoworrimean, hooves, wool, bit more wool
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Doing that 60 years of live music in the city exhibition at city museum, mentioned it during the week, hoping for the coveted @arcticreviews.bsky.social seal of approval, regret to say as of this morning no such undertaking has been forthcoming, and subsequently Gargrave is now at war with West Park
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The height of Mrs Richard Whiteleys career
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Someone was off to a match and in his dedication said “up the Poppies”

Maconie: Mark informs me that’s Bournemouth.

Any fule kno it’s Kettering
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 AM