Julian Martin
@julianmartin.bsky.social
Novels @Amazon, multi-genre screenplay QFs & SFs. Silly/serious ratio may vary from moment to moment...
julianmartinwriter.com
julianmartinwriter.com
Even I held on way too long, trying to make one last hurrah and ruining most of the pics in my first wedding...
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Even I held on way too long, trying to make one last hurrah and ruining most of the pics in my first wedding...
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
Me at the book festival:
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me at the book festival:
Pardon me, I just realized Miriam Shor of Hedwig and the Angry Inch is Rhea Seehorn's partner in Pluribus and I am briefly unconscious.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pardon me, I just realized Miriam Shor of Hedwig and the Angry Inch is Rhea Seehorn's partner in Pluribus and I am briefly unconscious.
My good friend has another great piece up, this time on the band Lush. #music
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My good friend has another great piece up, this time on the band Lush. #music
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
Officially at 2,000 calls blocked in one month!
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Officially at 2,000 calls blocked in one month!
A mouse ate my nuts.
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
A mouse ate my nuts.
Getting several of these a day now. Clearly the scammers have snagged Juni-Q without purchasing it (trust me, I know my sales figures) and fed it into their AI, which is good at this kind of empty fluffery.
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Getting several of these a day now. Clearly the scammers have snagged Juni-Q without purchasing it (trust me, I know my sales figures) and fed it into their AI, which is good at this kind of empty fluffery.
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
Now if only I could get a new review from a real human on Amazon or Goodreads...
#booksky
Unlike Dick Cheney jokes, this is too soon.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Unlike Dick Cheney jokes, this is too soon.
For #FunPageFriday, from my Marx Brothers homage Poppycock: the cosmic trio meet the POTUS.
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
For #FunPageFriday, from my Marx Brothers homage Poppycock: the cosmic trio meet the POTUS.
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
Not that far from reality, I admit.
#scriptsky #marxbrothers #comedy
My friend just finished his incredible four-part series on Siouxsie and the Banshees on Substack. Absolutely worth reading and exploring this legendary band. I was a fan of their hits but this inspired me to listen to their entire discography. Epic.
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My friend just finished his incredible four-part series on Siouxsie and the Banshees on Substack. Absolutely worth reading and exploring this legendary band. I was a fan of their hits but this inspired me to listen to their entire discography. Epic.
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
I got the anti-Christ on my case, someone call that crackhead Thiel.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I got the anti-Christ on my case, someone call that crackhead Thiel.
My screenwriter buddy has put Cannibal Properties in his producer's hands. Cross your fingers for me, folks!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My screenwriter buddy has put Cannibal Properties in his producer's hands. Cross your fingers for me, folks!
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
It doesn't take much to fill an author's heart with joy. Just a random plunge on #KindleUnlimited would do...
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It doesn't take much to fill an author's heart with joy. Just a random plunge on #KindleUnlimited would do...
When you write a horror movie that's too scary...
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When you write a horror movie that's too scary...
#scriptsky
#scriptsky
People saying my scripts are "challenging" give me hope that someone great will appreciate them one day.
October 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
People saying my scripts are "challenging" give me hope that someone great will appreciate them one day.
Ordered! I couldn't get a good screen cap of the back, but you get the idea, same concept as the front.
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ordered! I couldn't get a good screen cap of the back, but you get the idea, same concept as the front.
This time I'm gonna have business cards and a QR code sign for my website, as I saw others doing last time. Maybe I should look into ordering bookmarks too, while there's still time...
#booksky
#booksky
October 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This time I'm gonna have business cards and a QR code sign for my website, as I saw others doing last time. Maybe I should look into ordering bookmarks too, while there's still time...
#booksky
#booksky
WTF did I do to these mothereffers?
October 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
WTF did I do to these mothereffers?