Julian Martin
@julianmartin.bsky.social
Novels @Amazon, multi-genre screenplay QFs & SFs. Silly/serious ratio may vary from moment to moment...
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Julian Martin
@julianmartin.bsky.social
· Mar 26
All the infamous Juni-Q wanted was to be a movie producer and get her film distributed, but a rich and powerful stalker who gets her into the Mariposa Film Festival may be luring her to her doom...
Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire
#booksky
Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire
#booksky
PSA: The Long Walk is discounted to $15 on YouTube!
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
PSA: The Long Walk is discounted to $15 on YouTube!
There's a subreddit r/bald and it's pretty much entirely guys who are losing their hair asking if they should shave their heads and then showing the results.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
There's a subreddit r/bald and it's pretty much entirely guys who are losing their hair asking if they should shave their heads and then showing the results.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
Long story short, the answer is always "Yes!" and every dude looks ten times better afterwards.
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've taken a lot of pride in giving my son a film education, but he should also be proud of his ability to fall asleep in any position, thereby persuading me that he is still awake.
After 13 years back in Iowa, I'm sitting on my deck in shorts, a hoodie and a T-shirt while it's 42 degrees at night.
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
After 13 years back in Iowa, I'm sitting on my deck in shorts, a hoodie and a T-shirt while it's 42 degrees at night.
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?
In my first 23 years living here, I was never so comfortable in the cold. Has it finally sunk in? Despite me being meant for California?
I've managed to convince Honey that Morrissey is a musical legend, although she is also convinced that she doesn't like him as a person. Fair enough.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I've managed to convince Honey that Morrissey is a musical legend, although she is also convinced that she doesn't like him as a person. Fair enough.
When your dad asks you, "What's Hawk Tua mean?"
a man sitting at a desk with papers and a cup of coffee with the words dies of cringe written above him
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with papers and a cup of coffee with the words dies of cringe written above him
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When your dad asks you, "What's Hawk Tua mean?"
I keep returning to this lovely Morrissey song that only exists on a deluxe version of an album one can hardly find, due to his impossible cuntiness...
But to me it represents a monumental artistic evolution.
It takes a few listens.
youtu.be/eCt90YEnJDg?...
But to me it represents a monumental artistic evolution.
It takes a few listens.
youtu.be/eCt90YEnJDg?...
Morrissey - Julie In The Weeds (Album Version)
YouTube video by Alsatian Cousin
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November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I keep returning to this lovely Morrissey song that only exists on a deluxe version of an album one can hardly find, due to his impossible cuntiness...
But to me it represents a monumental artistic evolution.
It takes a few listens.
youtu.be/eCt90YEnJDg?...
But to me it represents a monumental artistic evolution.
It takes a few listens.
youtu.be/eCt90YEnJDg?...
I feel a little guilty sometimes about how much money I spent on the PSVR2. Especially since I haven't hardly touched it since a month honeymoon (which wasn't helped by nausea and tennis elbow).
But my son is playing it more often lately, so now I'm happy I have it.
But my son is playing it more often lately, so now I'm happy I have it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I feel a little guilty sometimes about how much money I spent on the PSVR2. Especially since I haven't hardly touched it since a month honeymoon (which wasn't helped by nausea and tennis elbow).
But my son is playing it more often lately, so now I'm happy I have it.
But my son is playing it more often lately, so now I'm happy I have it.
Blank Check has been getting wonderful guests for this Coen Brothers series and I think it's really hit another level of wild, whipsmart, witty banter. And occasionally they talk about the movies 🥁!!! But seriously, those parts are quite insightful and provocative too.
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Blank Check has been getting wonderful guests for this Coen Brothers series and I think it's really hit another level of wild, whipsmart, witty banter. And occasionally they talk about the movies 🥁!!! But seriously, those parts are quite insightful and provocative too.
I'm not sure what's going on, but I sat down at an exercise machine, a seated press, and did 200 way too easily...so I set it to 250 and did it (without much strain) for the first time in my life.
Bear man powers multiplying!
Bear man powers multiplying!
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm not sure what's going on, but I sat down at an exercise machine, a seated press, and did 200 way too easily...so I set it to 250 and did it (without much strain) for the first time in my life.
Bear man powers multiplying!
Bear man powers multiplying!
Me at the book festival:
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me at the book festival:
Pardon me, I just realized Miriam Shor of Hedwig and the Angry Inch is Rhea Seehorn's partner in Pluribus and I am briefly unconscious.
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pardon me, I just realized Miriam Shor of Hedwig and the Angry Inch is Rhea Seehorn's partner in Pluribus and I am briefly unconscious.
My good friend has another great piece up, this time on the band Lush. #music
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My good friend has another great piece up, this time on the band Lush. #music
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
open.substack.com/pub/aawan12/...
I'm one and a half episodes into Pluribus, and I definitely want to see more.
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm one and a half episodes into Pluribus, and I definitely want to see more.
Officially at 2,000 calls blocked in one month!
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Officially at 2,000 calls blocked in one month!
Daring the universe has its risks. There may be a silver lining on this latest doozy though...
Sometimes you get punched so hard you flip through the air and land on your feet again.
captain america is standing in front of a building and says i can do this all day .
ALT: captain america is standing in front of a building and says i can do this all day .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Daring the universe has its risks. There may be a silver lining on this latest doozy though...
Changed my moderation settings so I can see all your rude posts.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Changed my moderation settings so I can see all your rude posts.
A couple years ago I casually thought, "It will be amazing when they integrate AI into kids toys," and then forgot about the subject. Of course, in 2025 this doesn't surprise me in the least. A very, very bad idea!
We did it!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A couple years ago I casually thought, "It will be amazing when they integrate AI into kids toys," and then forgot about the subject. Of course, in 2025 this doesn't surprise me in the least. A very, very bad idea!
Spam Call Blocker blocked 73 calls today. They started at thirty a day.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Spam Call Blocker blocked 73 calls today. They started at thirty a day.
Sometimes you get punched so hard you flip through the air and land on your feet again.
captain america is standing in front of a building and says i can do this all day .
ALT: captain america is standing in front of a building and says i can do this all day .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sometimes you get punched so hard you flip through the air and land on your feet again.
I might need to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I might need to purify myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Read a thread on a subreddit dedicated to AI-generated music, and absolutely everyone involved was spiritually a zombie.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Read a thread on a subreddit dedicated to AI-generated music, and absolutely everyone involved was spiritually a zombie.
I hustled my two novels for seven hours straight today.
I wonder how much my year of hawking windows and exterior coating in booths across San Diego County helped me and how much it hurt me.
I wonder how much my year of hawking windows and exterior coating in booths across San Diego County helped me and how much it hurt me.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I hustled my two novels for seven hours straight today.
I wonder how much my year of hawking windows and exterior coating in booths across San Diego County helped me and how much it hurt me.
I wonder how much my year of hawking windows and exterior coating in booths across San Diego County helped me and how much it hurt me.