John Slowik
@jslowik.dev
Software engineer | Solutions architect | Software Architect @Caylent
SE Wisconsin. He/him. Opinions are mine and, therefore, profoundly dumb. No need to follow back - I don’t post much.
SE Wisconsin. He/him. Opinions are mine and, therefore, profoundly dumb. No need to follow back - I don’t post much.
It was great seeing everyone there!
July 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It was great seeing everyone there!
Great video. I’m one that spent the time and money putting in the most powerful charging station I could because “omg what if I NEED it”. 99% of the time it’s charging my car the 2 or 3 percent I use on an average day. But boy does it do that FAST 😂. Don’t be like me.
June 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Great video. I’m one that spent the time and money putting in the most powerful charging station I could because “omg what if I NEED it”. 99% of the time it’s charging my car the 2 or 3 percent I use on an average day. But boy does it do that FAST 😂. Don’t be like me.
See you guys there. Looking forward to it!
May 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
See you guys there. Looking forward to it!
Dying laughing. Thanks for screenshotting this 🤣
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Dying laughing. Thanks for screenshotting this 🤣
Great read. Leti is second to none!
April 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Great read. Leti is second to none!
Put some respect on Alan Turing's name, friend 😆
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Put some respect on Alan Turing's name, friend 😆
It couldn't matter less because the stupid is so strong, but did he also mean "principals" here, not "principles"? Or is that just the cynic in me not believing they can have principles?
March 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It couldn't matter less because the stupid is so strong, but did he also mean "principals" here, not "principles"? Or is that just the cynic in me not believing they can have principles?
Haha thank you for taking the time to say this. The whiplash has been wild.
March 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Haha thank you for taking the time to say this. The whiplash has been wild.
I’m here rather than Twitter. I sold any Tesla stock I had. I’ve already handed over my money for the car and don’t want to take the personal financial hit required to simply sell it. In any conversation about it I’ll express my view that they should stay away from Tesla. That’s really not enough?
March 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m here rather than Twitter. I sold any Tesla stock I had. I’ve already handed over my money for the car and don’t want to take the personal financial hit required to simply sell it. In any conversation about it I’ll express my view that they should stay away from Tesla. That’s really not enough?
But it would be made ok with a sticker?
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
But it would be made ok with a sticker?
The stickers are, by definition, performative. As long as he’s in charge I won’t purchase or recommend Tesla to anyone that asks. Beyond that I’d really like to be allowed a modicum of peace.
March 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The stickers are, by definition, performative. As long as he’s in charge I won’t purchase or recommend Tesla to anyone that asks. Beyond that I’d really like to be allowed a modicum of peace.
Just out of curiosity, would it be possible for me to live my life without doing all this performative stuff for everyone? Musk is a pile of shit. Tesla already has my money. I simply want to be left alone.
March 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just out of curiosity, would it be possible for me to live my life without doing all this performative stuff for everyone? Musk is a pile of shit. Tesla already has my money. I simply want to be left alone.
Congrats! What an incredible achievement.
February 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Congrats! What an incredible achievement.
Well written, Vinicius and Tristan!
February 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well written, Vinicius and Tristan!
Is the pardon not designed for intervention in cases of injustice? Would someone not named Biden still be prosecuted for this? My rudimentary understanding was it was fairly accepted Hunter was being treated differently.
December 2, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Is the pardon not designed for intervention in cases of injustice? Would someone not named Biden still be prosecuted for this? My rudimentary understanding was it was fairly accepted Hunter was being treated differently.
Couple extra rocks, maybe?
December 1, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Couple extra rocks, maybe?
I assume this is a situation where you already made the obvious call and are just looking for validation that taking that adorable puppy home was the right choice?
November 24, 2024 at 7:14 AM
I assume this is a situation where you already made the obvious call and are just looking for validation that taking that adorable puppy home was the right choice?
Magic strings are the best kind of strings. Also, watching people working without linters here is making my eye twitch.
November 24, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Magic strings are the best kind of strings. Also, watching people working without linters here is making my eye twitch.
Minor, almost irrelevant, point - if you could care less it implies some level of caring exists. From context, I think you may have meant that you couldn’t care less. All the best!
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Minor, almost irrelevant, point - if you could care less it implies some level of caring exists. From context, I think you may have meant that you couldn’t care less. All the best!
If I read this and you don't reference the Truman Show set photo used, we're going to have words.
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 PM
If I read this and you don't reference the Truman Show set photo used, we're going to have words.
This has to be it. Semi-plausible reason to leave and spike the ethics report. Then Kevin-James-shrug.jpg when he obviously has to step aside because there’s zero path to confirmation.
November 22, 2024 at 3:24 AM
This has to be it. Semi-plausible reason to leave and spike the ethics report. Then Kevin-James-shrug.jpg when he obviously has to step aside because there’s zero path to confirmation.
Hey! Fellow developer here. Working as a cloud software architect for an AWS partner. Event-driven architecture is life!
November 21, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Hey! Fellow developer here. Working as a cloud software architect for an AWS partner. Event-driven architecture is life!
3-5 years for that level seems pretty optimistic given how things currently work.
November 19, 2024 at 3:10 AM
3-5 years for that level seems pretty optimistic given how things currently work.