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Justin Satzman
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Season 5 Part 1 of #StrangerThings #TVSky
Season 5 of Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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#Thanksgiving
Meme about thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Authentic New Mexican red chile #FoodSky
Authentic New Mexican red chile
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Ok they smell and look the same as H&H bagels from NYC.
Bagels from H&H
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Ok so H&H aren’t the best NYC bagels but when you compare to LA bagels, they’re superior. However, this is the first time I’ve had them from the Santa Monica location. #FoodSky
Bag of H&H bagels from Santa Monica
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Told ya it’s cold in LA #DogSky
My golden retriever lying in my bed under the covers.
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Currently reading The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown. Has anyone else read it? #BookSky
Cover of the novel The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown.
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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From now on, going to request my food be made in a giant bowl of cheese. #FoodSky
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Here’s hoping #WickedForGood is good. #MovieSky
Movie theater
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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She’s not the best at sharing. #DogSky
My golden retriever lying on her toys
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Sunsets in LA don’t suck.
Sunset in Westchester, CA
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Will this do?
Laura Loomer tweet about the Trump/Mamdani meeting
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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#ChefsKiss #Mandani
Laura Loomer tweet about Zohran Mamdani/Trump meeting.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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New weighted blanket #DogSky
My golden retriever sleeping on me
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Two bears poking back. #YesOn50
October 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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✅ Yes on #Prop50
Los Angeles county I Voted sticker
October 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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So glad Trump sent the national guard here otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to see this. #Sunset #LAsky
Sunset photo from LA Sunset photo from LA Sunset photo from LA
September 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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She cannot be without her ball. #DogSky
My golden retriever sleeping with her ball
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Best burger in LA. #ApplePan #LAsky #FoodSky
Double meat double cheese smokeburger from Apple Pan in LA.
September 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Just another glorious Sunday in the hellscape that is Los Angeles. #LAsky
A swimming pool
August 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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New Mexico red chile makes everything better. #FoodSky
Veggie omelette with NM red chile
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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New Mexico red chile #FoodSky
New Mexico red chile New Mexico red chile
August 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Can confirm
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Best BBQ in LA #LASky
Bludso’s BBQ in Santa Monica, CA
August 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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#TaylorSwift
I’m not here to argue about music or wear a fan badge. I’m just a dad, a football-loving, middle-aged man who has watched the noise online grow uglier by the day. And I can’t stay quiet anymore. I’m talking about Taylor Swift. Not her fame, not her outfits — but the way grown adults mock her for cheering, smiling, or simply showing up to support someone she loves. That’s what bothers you? Because our kids notice. Our daughters hear the jokes about “too much Taylor.” Our sons learn from the eye-rolls about which women we choose to ridicule for being visible and joyful. Here’s the truth: She has won over 300 awards, including multiple Grammys. Her Eras Tour boosted the U.S. economy by nearly $5 billion. She donates quietly to food banks in every city she visits. Her lyrics are studied at Harvard and Stanford. And when a radio DJ assaulted her and then sued her, she counter-sued for one symbolic dollar — and won. She reminded every young woman: your voice matters. So no, I’m not a fan because of her music. I’m a fan because of her strength. Because she uses her platform with dignity and purpose. We can do better. Our daughters deserve better. Our sons need to know that kindness, success, and womanhood are never reasons for ridicule. #RespectMatters #VoicesMatter ~Weird Wonders and Facts
August 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM