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Justin Satzman
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It’s very weird telling your family that you’re trying to get pregnant. Essentially you’re telling everyone you’re having a lot of unprotected sex. But even more odd, your family, including parents, are excited, even though they’ve spent your lifetime forbidding it. #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate to admit it but Tom Brady is not bad at this TV thing. #NFLSky
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Season 5 Part 1 of #StrangerThings #TVSky
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
One of my younger colleagues is dancing on a float with Shaggy during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. She announced it to us as “an artist named Shaggy” and said when she told her friends, they thought she was talking about Scooby Doo.

I’ve never felt older in my life.

#MusicSky
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Reposted by Justin Satzman
It’s neither the lawful answer nor is it the oath they took.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?

McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took

(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by Justin Satzman
interesting. my understanding of what has happened is:

(a) that this is a dismissal without prejudice which unwinds both the case at bar and the indictment resulting in it, but;
(b) the statute of limitations has run, meaning that this dismissal is effectively prejudicial anyway.
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The only weakness the Rams have on offense if the length of their playcalls. #NFLSky
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you want to know why sports media is broken, ESPN will spend more time discussing the Raiders/Browns game than any other, all because of one player. #NFLSky
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can someone explain to me why the Cowboys threw the ball three times in a row from the 1? #NFLSky
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Authentic New Mexican red chile #FoodSky
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
For those of you who think Kansas City doesn’t get the benefit of calls, one official called a touchdown for a Chiefs receiver while he was literally sitting out of bounds. #NFLSky
November 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
As a Broncos fan, I know it’s better for home field advantage if Kansas City wins but I can’t root for the Chiefs. Also I’d have more confidence beating the Colts in Indianapolis than beating KC even in Denver. #NFLSky
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The roughing the passenger call that was just called on the Colts was atrocious. #NFLSky
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ok they smell and look the same as H&H bagels from NYC.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ok so H&H aren’t the best NYC bagels but when you compare to LA bagels, they’re superior. However, this is the first time I’ve had them from the Santa Monica location. #FoodSky
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Told ya it’s cold in LA #DogSky
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Currently reading The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown. Has anyone else read it? #BookSky
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
From now on, going to request my food be made in a giant bowl of cheese. #FoodSky
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So as someone who loved the novel, I had problems with the stage musical. Not that I didn’t think it was good, it was great. The acting/singing was fantastic, as was all other facets of the musical. But they made the plot less dark, I assume to reach a younger audience. #WickedForGood
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Here’s hoping #WickedForGood is good. #MovieSky
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
She’s not the best at sharing. #DogSky
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I use to only listen to podcasts but started watching them and the experience is 100% better and I don’t know why.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just saw another one. #CAGov
Just saw a Tom Steyer for governor ad on YouTube. As a CA resident, did not get a full month break from political ads. #CAGov
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Watching Running Point for the first time. Funny watching it now that Jeanie Buss is no longer the owner of the Lakers. #TVSky
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM