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That Guy James
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Reader, recovering professional film critic, burgeoning literature academic/PhD student, neurospicy, has 5 invite codes available, he/they, biggest fan of smoothunicorn.bsky.social
That's just correct.
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Like it was Liquid Swords but it had this stank on it and my god.

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Grupo Fantasma - "Cayuco"
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November 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
That GZA show had Grupo Fantasma backing him up as a live band and it low key ruined Liquid Swords for me because now I feel like it's missing some sweet Latin brass every time I listen to it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Look you're ride or die for life for a team you picked at 6 or you're a bandwagon fan. No in between.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Lemme tell you this whole philosophy fell to shit when they got older and they started watching Lynch.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
They'll grow out of it and soon they'll be pulling out critiques and connections that'll blow your mind it's so much fun.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT WHY...." congrats, the story is working and the feeling you're having is called enjoying it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
People forget how he slow rolls like we didn't spend 3 months arguing about what the fuck was with the pool interludes in BrBa s2.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Can't tell if I'm just getting old or actually dumber but yeah. Me now compared to 2019 me is noticeably different. It's harder to remember words than it used to be. Confirmed covid twice and two other times I never tested positive but I have suspicions.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Yeah unfortunately they're pretty much just south/central Texas and northern Mexico. I honestly wish everyone could experience HEB. Not sure I've ever grabbed a TJ's sandwich; any recs?
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sprouts goes hard and I love running to sprouts for a quick sammie (big fan of their herbed tuna and cucumber) but when I'm doing my weekly run to HEB I'm 100% grabbing this bad boy. For $10 you can get a box lunch with this, pita chips and hummus, pasta salad, and some mini brownies.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Well what's neat is that you can just make pie! I doubted it myself but it's totally doable! Anyway, trade you some pie for some of your cookies? (I don't know how to ship pie.) Also, boo your parents for me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Pretty sure they say they released the zoo animals as an act of peace or some shit. I might be misremembering that or making it up.
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I also enjoy abusing footnotes for weird asides. My thesis has one that's like "as of writing, we know of no actual cases of knights with the power to make donkey vaginas speak" and I made my entire committee die. It was great. Fuck your high school teacher have fun with this shit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We're all pretty upset.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM