J. P. Paradise
@jpparadise.bsky.social
Blaming on his boots the faults of his feet.
It doesn't get better. Tried my phone's thesaurus app...
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It doesn't get better. Tried my phone's thesaurus app...
Entered 'matriarch' into my MacBook's thesaurus, looking for an alternative for a story I'm working on. This is the suggestion.
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Entered 'matriarch' into my MacBook's thesaurus, looking for an alternative for a story I'm working on. This is the suggestion.
More recording under way for new podcast material. Hope to be uploading soon.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
More recording under way for new podcast material. Hope to be uploading soon.
Listen to Josh Hogan, a lad who is going to go far, perform this monologue on @bbcupload / @bbcwiltshire this Thursday. It features an atmospheric backing track by mix-maestro Alex Brunsdon.
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Listen to Josh Hogan, a lad who is going to go far, perform this monologue on @bbcupload / @bbcwiltshire this Thursday. It features an atmospheric backing track by mix-maestro Alex Brunsdon.
Hogging the airwaves again!
September 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hogging the airwaves again!
An unfortunate juxtaposition of articles
September 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
An unfortunate juxtaposition of articles
Occasionally I write and persuade gullible friends to act it out. One of my short monologues is getting airtime later this week. I would be very honoured if you lent it your ears.
September 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Occasionally I write and persuade gullible friends to act it out. One of my short monologues is getting airtime later this week. I would be very honoured if you lent it your ears.
Currently in rehearsal and coming soon to a pond near you...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
May 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Currently in rehearsal and coming soon to a pond near you...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
Written & performed by members and associates of @wharfwriters.bsky.social
Do come along and support us. It's fifteen minutes of your life you'll never get back...
Its modern-day relative.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
May 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Its modern-day relative.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
Saw this thing motor out to sea. Watching it move about the sand on its own wheels under its own power was quite a thing to behold.
It's not the winning, it's the taking part...
May 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It's not the winning, it's the taking part...
How to say you are in Ireland without saying you are in Ireland...
May 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How to say you are in Ireland without saying you are in Ireland...
Bloody 'ell! Building it up a bit!
March 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bloody 'ell! Building it up a bit!
It's a tough gig, but some of us have to live here...
March 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It's a tough gig, but some of us have to live here...
Absolutely fantastic performance by @cephid.world and @thatjoepayne.bsky.social at the @rondotheatre.bsky.social tonight. Hoping this is the first of many because these guys certainly deserve a stadium-sized audience.
February 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Absolutely fantastic performance by @cephid.world and @thatjoepayne.bsky.social at the @rondotheatre.bsky.social tonight. Hoping this is the first of many because these guys certainly deserve a stadium-sized audience.
The Wellingtonia in the distance in the b&w photo is still there, now in the school grounds.
January 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The Wellingtonia in the distance in the b&w photo is still there, now in the school grounds.
My thoughts as well
January 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My thoughts as well
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hiding in plain sight.
January 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hiding in plain sight.
Yep, I'm convinced that Rod Stewart personally sought me out to follow on Bluesky...
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Yep, I'm convinced that Rod Stewart personally sought me out to follow on Bluesky...
You can never be too careful...
November 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
You can never be too careful...
November 6, 2024 at 7:47 PM
"...But long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)
November 4, 2024 at 6:32 PM
"...But long it could not be
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
To muddy death."
Hamlet, Act 4 Scene 7 (Death of Ophelia)