Jeremy Parish, imperial aerosol kid
@jparish.bsky.social
Retronauts Co-Host, NES Works Producer, Limited Run Book Guy, and RGB addict. Did not invent the word "Metroidvania." He/him. Header pic by Sonya Yruel.
It’s been three years since I offhandedly quoted my nephew’s joke while hanging out after a family Thanksgiving dinner, and people are STILL scrounging for clout by reposting screen caps of the tweet as if it were their own fresh content. The internet is inexplicable
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It’s been three years since I offhandedly quoted my nephew’s joke while hanging out after a family Thanksgiving dinner, and people are STILL scrounging for clout by reposting screen caps of the tweet as if it were their own fresh content. The internet is inexplicable
Anyway. I had to support the entrepreneurial spirit of the kid who looked at the miserable corpse of her ragged old toy and thought,”This is an incredible business opportunity.” Can’t wait to see where they end up in 20 years.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Anyway. I had to support the entrepreneurial spirit of the kid who looked at the miserable corpse of her ragged old toy and thought,”This is an incredible business opportunity.” Can’t wait to see where they end up in 20 years.
It's good to feel seen sometimes
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's good to feel seen sometimes
For Gundautumn ’25, I watched The Witch From Mercury. It's easily the best thing called Gundam since War in the Pocket.
I have also come to a decision about A.I.: the only way I will invite it into my home is in the form of an actual functional Haro. BUT only if it includes GWitch's murder mode
I have also come to a decision about A.I.: the only way I will invite it into my home is in the form of an actual functional Haro. BUT only if it includes GWitch's murder mode
![Haro [murder version]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cs675sj2rlghz65p4hzii7b6/bafkreidbge7uahpfjh7bvjsesscxunpnwt5hh5q4abxgblq7rno6r5f7am@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
For Gundautumn ’25, I watched The Witch From Mercury. It's easily the best thing called Gundam since War in the Pocket.
I have also come to a decision about A.I.: the only way I will invite it into my home is in the form of an actual functional Haro. BUT only if it includes GWitch's murder mode
I have also come to a decision about A.I.: the only way I will invite it into my home is in the form of an actual functional Haro. BUT only if it includes GWitch's murder mode
A herald of the future
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A herald of the future
Jeremy, did you buy a record just for a cover version of “Konya Wa Hurricane”?
Haha, no, of course not. There’s also some cool Anamanaguchi jams on here!
(But mostly for the “Konya Wa Hurricane” cover)
Haha, no, of course not. There’s also some cool Anamanaguchi jams on here!
(But mostly for the “Konya Wa Hurricane” cover)
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Jeremy, did you buy a record just for a cover version of “Konya Wa Hurricane”?
Haha, no, of course not. There’s also some cool Anamanaguchi jams on here!
(But mostly for the “Konya Wa Hurricane” cover)
Haha, no, of course not. There’s also some cool Anamanaguchi jams on here!
(But mostly for the “Konya Wa Hurricane” cover)
My brain unfortunately keeps filing away "Grijalva" as "Gravija" so
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My brain unfortunately keeps filing away "Grijalva" as "Gravija" so
Shocking implications
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Shocking implications
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
No, it's missing something
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No, it's missing something
Gotta say, the burger at this place is Unreal
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Gotta say, the burger at this place is Unreal
Well, this snuck up on me, but it looks like today is the last day my PlayStation retrospective book will be available for preorder?! Be sure to get your order in before deadline, or else Elly will haunt YOU, too limitedrungames.com/collections/...
November 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Well, this snuck up on me, but it looks like today is the last day my PlayStation retrospective book will be available for preorder?! Be sure to get your order in before deadline, or else Elly will haunt YOU, too limitedrungames.com/collections/...
It’s been slow going, but we are gradually getting rid of all the wretched builder-style whites and greys this house came drenched in
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s been slow going, but we are gradually getting rid of all the wretched builder-style whites and greys this house came drenched in
Hanging out at an impressive retail outlet with excellent taste in merchandise
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hanging out at an impressive retail outlet with excellent taste in merchandise
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Finally something good happened in 2025: the two albums I’ve been trying to find on vinyl for a sane price received brand new pressings for the first time decades
October 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Finally something good happened in 2025: the two albums I’ve been trying to find on vinyl for a sane price received brand new pressings for the first time decades
Oh my god… I’m gone for the weekend and come home to find the Monstera pregnant. We should have had The Talk sooner. I feel like such an irresponsible parent
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Oh my god… I’m gone for the weekend and come home to find the Monstera pregnant. We should have had The Talk sooner. I feel like such an irresponsible parent
I transported a pair of donuts for 15 hours on a cross-country trip to share with @catnguyenphoto.bsky.social and then nearly left them on the parking payment machine once I landed. But they made it home safely, and somehow really are as good as reputation says. And I don’t even normally like donuts
October 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I transported a pair of donuts for 15 hours on a cross-country trip to share with @catnguyenphoto.bsky.social and then nearly left them on the parking payment machine once I landed. But they made it home safely, and somehow really are as good as reputation says. And I don’t even normally like donuts
I am dressing for the occasion, yes
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I am dressing for the occasion, yes
Off to Portland Retro Gaming Expo. See you there, ya filthy animals
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Off to Portland Retro Gaming Expo. See you there, ya filthy animals
In case you’ve ever wondered what kind of audience the Laserdisc medium was marketed to, consider that Pioneer’s U.S. releases of the Armitage III anime had fully English-language packaging EXCEPT for the spines, which printed the titles in katakana
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
In case you’ve ever wondered what kind of audience the Laserdisc medium was marketed to, consider that Pioneer’s U.S. releases of the Armitage III anime had fully English-language packaging EXCEPT for the spines, which printed the titles in katakana