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Jovian
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1990, he/she
ADHD cyberbeast from space
may or may not be a computer virus.
meanwhile in my doorman games we take 30 seconds on a wild goose chase trying to get sinclair. very satisfying though
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
ok I admit i have sinclair as my second pick because if the enemy team gets to be doorman I get to torment him
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
yea babey
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
THIS IS A STUPID AMOUNT OF DAMAGE
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
are these two bothering you queen
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
not as harrowing as the last one but ill be taking this too
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i'll be taking that
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
vexing bolt is the funniest skill in the game actually
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
with this next trick I make mina disappear
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
you almost had me!
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
communication is key in these games
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i love video games. you really don't get this anywhere else
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
fun fact: if you kidnap them into the walker, then ult them, by the time they come out, the walker will be ready to stomp again
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
do you mind? i'm in the middle of something here
November 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
don't you hate it when you push lane and then this happens
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 AM
sneak attack
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
normally the enemy team tends to react to this door but hey if they're gonna ignore me then so be it
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I was talking about build theorycrafting earlier because deadlock has got my throat so bad I actually made a build all my own. felt confident enough to actually publish it yesterday, so here you go
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think this is what I got last time just in reverse order
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
retaking that gamer motivation profile inventory thing and it imported all my original answers from 2022 and considering what I've been up to lately I find this answer quite prescient
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I like to call this technique "ooo come over here ooo you want to hurt me so bad"
October 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I tell my friends that doorman rule 1 is never to chase through the door
October 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
out of range? no problem
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
me trying to puzzle out why my taste in fictional characters is so bad
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
now that I am home from vacation I am playing deadlock again
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM