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Joshua Owen (he/him)
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Still here.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Morning! Thankfully, I don't feel this way. But this is a great reminder to be kinder to yourself today.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Dear reader, the stew was delicious. I added broccoli instead of kale because I had it on hand, and pickled red onion because it makes most things better.

Thank you, @jakeismaking.bsky.social
A photo of a white bowl on a marble countertop. The bowl is filled with a stew of potatoes, beans, chicken sausage, and broccoli, and topped with pickled red onion and parsley.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Why don't you go to the bathroom outside?
A pug looks quizzically at the camera with her head cocked to one side. She is blonde and had some gray in her muzzle.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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And I got to break out the Fall cycling jersey!
A man stands in front of a mirror, taking a selfie. He is wearing a black cycling bib and a maroon cycling jersey accented with turquoise stripes down the arm. The cycling jersey is unzipped, revealing his unevenly hairy chest.
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Oldest selfie on your phone

14 years ago, with the original pug, Baxter.
A man takes a selfie while wearing a gray tank top and holding a brindle pug. Look at all of that collagen.
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Said worms have emerged.
Two dogs lie between a man’s legs. His legs are covered in a green blanket, with one dog lying on his crotch and the other at his ankles.
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Going in… She deserves the noise-canceling focus.
A screenshot of the Apple Music app playing Rosalía’s album Lux.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Gladys ran out of kids to help with the daily chores.
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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I just couldn't resist. She's beauty, and she’s grace.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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One more before the end of Halloweekend. She had to be revived.
A man is dressed like the character Aunt Gkadys from the movie Weapons. He's wearing a maroon matching set with a purple blouse and hot pink accessories. A pug carpet bag hangs on his arm.
November 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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What did we do last night? The same thing we do every night this weekend, put on another costume.
Two men dressed in white Nike sweatsuits portraying Pinky and the Brain from the animated show, Animaniacs. A small Polaroid of Pinky and the Brain Pinky and the Brain dressed in white sweatsuits, pink Crocs, pink gloves, and oversized ears. Picture of a mouse that's been shaved bald except for a little in his armpits and chest that remain.
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Sitting (almost) alone in the VIP (living room).
A man sits on a gray sofa surrounded by two blonde dogs. Both are pug mixes. He’s wearing black sweatpants splattered with paint, a white T-shirt, and his face is painted in the style of a sugar skull.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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We’re the fun, weird neighbors who dress up to hand out candy and flashing Halloween rings.
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Look, if you want to call me old for using reaction gifs, just do that.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Quote post with your favorite reaction GIF of all time.
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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@ohnonotgenagen.bsky.social changed his picture to red for spooky season, so I changed my picture to red for spooky season.

Also, a pro tip: take a picture while wearing your night guard, and you'll get an instant lip plump.
A middle-aged homosexual attempts to look tough while standing over a table lamp in a dark room. He has brown eyes, a mustache surrounded by scruff, silver hair at his temples, and a tattoo running over his right shoulder.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Here's the pretty photo I took earlier today.
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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I see and share your pain and raise you Project X.
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Welp, I guess we’ll start the stache from scratch again.
Big tally dummy decided to trim his facial hair before coffee and used the wrong guard. So, now the jawline is bald and cold as a man wearing a brown shirt looks down at the camera.
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Our local HIV/AIDS charity (Damien Center) held its annual gala last night. The theme was Emerald City, so naturally, I chose an esoteric inspiration from Return to Oz.

Donate to the Damien Center here.

damien.org/give
A photo of the Nome King from the film Return to Oz. The Nome King is made of rock and is rocking a pair of ruby slippers. A man wearing a tank top has been painted with makeup to look like his face is made of stone. A man dressed in a charcoal tuxedo jacket is wearing makeup made to look like stone. He's wearing a crown and a large emerald brooch.
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I've been wearing white, off-white, and cream all week in honor of Ms. Keaton.
A mustachioed man wears a cream polo with a johnny collar. He's wearing aviator-shaped readers with a tortoise finish as he sits in a room filled with small framed pieces of art and photos. He’s using the death of a beloved actress to garner attention and should be called out as such.
October 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Let’s split the profits.
October 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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This seems legit. Does anyone want to take advantage?
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM