My crazy solution is to charge half rate tickets on a service with no estimated arrival time.

Munich certainly wears it's money on its sleeves, almost to Vienna levels. Very funny to hear German colleagues mock them as such with their own version of a 'plummy' accent. I should like to be described as the latter in times to come.

I'm hoping so, I'm exceptionally tired of Düsseldorf which offers some of the most poorly dressed Europeans on the continent and a Rhine that reeks to hell in Summer.

That sounds immeasurably pleasant, sadly I’ll be there in dead winter. Noted on the cash, excellent stuff, much obliged William.

Gotcha, no expectations or consequences for delays.

But does not a train simply occupy the the same space on... never mind, never mind.

But... they're still running the train? Why not er... make money from it?

'We're not populists, say Popular Alliance'

I’d also imagine that’s Jeremy’s pitch? So he’ll be in a huff on the allotment if it doesn’t pass.

Just the damage it does to the perception of trust for Food banks as well, Jesus Christ.

Just when I thought I’d developed a fairly high tolerance for disgust. It also appears to be fairly blatant, not a great deal of deft accountancy involved.

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As much as a chastise Osborne and Hammond, there’s a case that the UK most obvious issue - being a Southern Eastern dominated economy / infrastructure (fighting a global economy with one hand) could have begun to have been tackled by Lamont & Brown as well.

Given that the competition was Conan and Leno, yeah.