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joseph reed
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Pork chop influencer. Self-made potential billionaire. Friend.

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DC via VT
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Happy Thanksgiving yall
Alice’s Restaurant playing
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Kirk Van Houten pointing at a race car bed, saying “I aced a cognitive test. Did you?” Homer saying “nobody asked me to take a cognitive test”
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Glad there’s definitely a plan for this
Sign at the self checkout reading: Due to the nationwide penny shortage, we kindly ask you to pay with exact change.
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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north london derby
Mourinho taking off his headphone in disgust
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Three panels, office workers talking to each other on the phone: "Oh my God, this War On Terrorism is gonna rule! I can't wait until the war is over and there's no more terrorism!" "I know! Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore? It'll be just like that!" "Right! God, if only that War On Drugs hadn't been so effective! | could really use some fucking marijuana right now!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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ryan lizza
Meme of text messages reading: I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for u tho Or sorry it happened
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Trump after one (1) meeting with Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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DHS, in each of these instances:
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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It’s funny that Ted Cruz thinks he can run for president when this photo exists
Infamous photo of Ted Cruz in a Texas flag mask, lugging a suitcase in an empty airport on his way to Cancun
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Harvard, to:
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Say what you will about the University of Miami law school (where Lindsey Halligan went), but it is (marginally) better than Regent
US News and World Report ranking of law schools, showing University of Miami at #92 and Regent University at #94
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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in what way
There were also new pressures on us. We were under contract to write a book about the presidential campaign. The primaries were in full swing, and it felt like we were falling behind on our project. But there was one bright spot. Olivia was spending more and more time in South Carolina, from where she had just returned, which was a good thing, I thought, considering how politically important the state was. In the fall, she had published, in New York magazine, a profile of a long-shot but intriguing presidential candidate, and he continued to be a helpful source. Maybe this book would come together, after all. The word "intriguing" is highlighted
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Cher's first musical guest appearance on SNL in 38 years (November 21, 1987) and Lily Allen's first musical guest appearance in 18 years (February 3, 2007). Will be both's second musical guest appearance.
SNL Announcement image for upcoming hosts/music guests: December 6: Melissa McCarthy and Dijon December 13: Josh O'Connor and Lily Allen December 20: Ariana Grande and Cher
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Rewatching Dick for the first time in a very long time and holy crap this cast is stacked
Cast edit Kirsten Dunst as Betsy Jobs Michelle Williams as Arlene Lorenzo Dan Hedaya as President Richard "Dick" Nixon Will Ferrell as Bob Woodward Bruce McCulloch as Carl Bernstein Teri Garr as Helen Lorenzo Dave Foley as H. R. Haldeman Jim Breuer as John Dean Ana Gasteyer as Rose Mary Woods Harry Shearer as G. Gordon Liddy Saul Rubinek as Henry Kissinger Devon Gummersall as Larry Jobs Ted McGinley as Roderick Ryan Reynolds as Chip G. D. Spradlin as Ben Bradlee Karl Pruner as Frank Jobs French Stewart as the interviewer
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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It's kinda wild that we still have no idea why Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait
Though the true intent behind Iraq's decision to attack Kuwait is disputed, a variety of speculations have been made. One possible motive concerned Iraq's
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Onion worst person you know guy
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Superintendent Chalmers saying (without words on screen but we know the reference) “The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? “
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Insane Clown Posse guy in the song where he says "Magnets how the fuck do they work"
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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tifo
Nothing beats a spirit 2 championship banner over the supporters section
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Neat
A soccer ball balloon at Audi field
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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shh John is cooking
KEXP live playlist showing that he's played Bikini Kill, The Clash, Rage Against the Machine, PublicImage LTD, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, and Dead Pioneers since the last break
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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lol absolutely not
WSJ headline “Louis CK doesn’t need everyone to like him” with his dumb picture next to it
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM