Jorts (and Jean)
@jortsthecat.bsky.social
Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
Jean helps me.
I think all my spooky besties deserve some treats
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I think all my spooky besties deserve some treats
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE REALEST wow we are all so glad you were born
October 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE REALEST wow we are all so glad you were born
If you politely mute when you aren't talking, it doesn't even matter if someone is scream meowing in the background of your zoom
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you politely mute when you aren't talking, it doesn't even matter if someone is scream meowing in the background of your zoom
Allegedly they wouldn’t “have to vacuum so much” if I stopped “being so dramatic” when they are “just trying to brush me” which all sounds fake. I choose neither
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Allegedly they wouldn’t “have to vacuum so much” if I stopped “being so dramatic” when they are “just trying to brush me” which all sounds fake. I choose neither
Cats don’t fart as often or as loud, but
Anyway. Wasn’t me
Anyway. Wasn’t me
September 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Cats don’t fart as often or as loud, but
Anyway. Wasn’t me
Anyway. Wasn’t me
What does this even mean? Ma’am I am a cat
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What does this even mean? Ma’am I am a cat
It’s going great over there
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It’s going great over there
We can share, your butt isn’t that long. I can be lumbar support
September 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We can share, your butt isn’t that long. I can be lumbar support
It IS a hippo. It was a present
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
It IS a hippo. It was a present
As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As always, be careful what you say on the internet. We don’t need to go to the gulag today
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny
August 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny
These are actually the baby stairs
August 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
These are actually the baby stairs
Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Ok cats, humans are getting sleepy. Time to be a little freak
Cats:
Do I just need attention, or do I have a rapidly fatal condition? Lol better spend $400+ and find out lmao
Do I just need attention, or do I have a rapidly fatal condition? Lol better spend $400+ and find out lmao
July 31, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Cats:
Do I just need attention, or do I have a rapidly fatal condition? Lol better spend $400+ and find out lmao
Do I just need attention, or do I have a rapidly fatal condition? Lol better spend $400+ and find out lmao
I did not think this through
July 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I did not think this through
I know I’m late. Before I go in I’m checking the vibe
July 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I know I’m late. Before I go in I’m checking the vibe
It is the 4th of July so this must be posted, as always
July 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It is the 4th of July so this must be posted, as always
She’s ready.
She’s ready for y’all
She’s ready for y’all
July 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
She’s ready.
She’s ready for y’all
She’s ready for y’all
Today I saw a super small hummingbird and I was like WOW a friend, let’s exchange ideas. Then I looked closer and realized it was actually a moth and I was like whoah… snack? Friend or snack: the hummingbird moth
Lots to think about
Lots to think about
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Today I saw a super small hummingbird and I was like WOW a friend, let’s exchange ideas. Then I looked closer and realized it was actually a moth and I was like whoah… snack? Friend or snack: the hummingbird moth
Lots to think about
Lots to think about
Sorry you have to go around, this hallway is closed. Jean has been very busy doing important work and she needs her rest
June 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sorry you have to go around, this hallway is closed. Jean has been very busy doing important work and she needs her rest
What simple pleasure could be more pure than a sunbeam, I asked?
Crystal clear body wash at a hotel, she said. Oh god wtf
Crystal clear body wash at a hotel, she said. Oh god wtf
June 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
What simple pleasure could be more pure than a sunbeam, I asked?
Crystal clear body wash at a hotel, she said. Oh god wtf
Crystal clear body wash at a hotel, she said. Oh god wtf
David Huerta, the local president of SEIU United Service Workers West, was injured and arrested by federal agents in the midst of a fascist and chaotic immigration “enforcement” event on Friday in Los Angeles. Since then, the current admin is “deploying” to provoke unrest in California.
June 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
David Huerta, the local president of SEIU United Service Workers West, was injured and arrested by federal agents in the midst of a fascist and chaotic immigration “enforcement” event on Friday in Los Angeles. Since then, the current admin is “deploying” to provoke unrest in California.
Does this count as touching grass? I think yes
May 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Does this count as touching grass? I think yes
I know it’s my job to inspect this cardboard box. I don’t always feel excited about the job, but the work matters
May 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I know it’s my job to inspect this cardboard box. I don’t always feel excited about the job, but the work matters