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Elof Jorkelstrøm
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Härnäst på tur i gästmånaden av TrollkarlsTorsdag är @wizardhill.bsky.social som kommer med ett VMA:
"THE DANGERS OF UNREGULATED FIRE SORCERY: there's not enough necromancy in the seven realms to bring back this poor wizard's cheese toasty. Maintain your wards!"

Kloka ord, mycket kloka ord.
The wizard looks distraught down on a still-smoking brick of charcoal placed on a plate upon the table. The dreams of a bomb-ass sandwich has once again been cast to the aether.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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On a whim i started playing Kingdom of Loathing again, and you know ya boy is rolling in as a pastamancer
#WizardWednesday #KoL #ramen
Someone wearing homemade yellow robes with Cup Noodles motif on the chest, white wizard hat with Cu Noodles motif as well, a cup of Cup Noodles around the neck, a sparse fake beard of curly, tangly strands reminiscent of ramen noodles, and holding a staff with a cup of Cup Noodles for a topper.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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En God Vän tog det dåliga beslutet att fylla år nyligen, och detta var mycket billigare än affärsköpta vykort.
Katten Uschtaf bjuder på lasagne, under texten "Du är nu gammal lol asg lmao rolf" I nedre högra hörnet sitter en hänförd Jabba the Hutt.
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Vi rundar av andra året med TrollkarlsTorsdag med ännu en gästmånad! Först ut är @eyesealovevv.bsky.social om vett och etikett i kollektivtraffiken
A young wizard wearing a leather jacket and distressed jeans conjures a bouquet of roses from his wizard hat, macking on another, significantly more robed up wizard. She seems intrigued by his advances. Our Thursday wizard looks miffed over this all happening right in front of his face, with no regards for his personal space. A salaryman on the other side of the bus is awoken from the commosion.
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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#WizardWednesday
From a letter sent in to a newspaper: "To the man who got on the bus dressed up as a wizard who had removed the chip from his Oyster card and put it in a magic wand, I salute you. Tom, London"
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Sicket år, va?
Kapten, det är TrollkarlsTorsdag.
The wizard sits at the bar, all worn and frazzled from another full year of thursdays. His sorcerly acquaintance leans over towards him. The familiar is taking a keen interest in the wizard's stein.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Got a DUMB idea that had to get out of my head. Now the question is just where the hell these lads are from.
The Hobgoblin beer brand's "What's the matter, lagerboy?" ad, but edited to ask "What's the matter, Lunderboy?"
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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wanna see more of this homie, though
a stoked, hefty bro
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Hårt åtskruvad TrollkarlsTorsdag
The wizard is concentrating very hard while wielding powerful magic. He's trying to get the lid off of a jar of raspberry jam.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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solving captchas like
#WizardWednesday
Box art for Brain Games on Atari 2600, by Cliff Spohn
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Oh hell yeah we are so back!!
A wizard with a big, flowing beard wearing even bigger, flowinger robes holds a torch in one hand, and the other a flask of some sort. He stands on a raised platform as he is surrounded by fire and smoke, out from which a dragon pokes its head. By the big mans himself Myles Pinkney
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Swung by the bottle bank on the way home yesterday and the braindemons you've afflicted me with manifested
Shelf at the local liquor store's lagers section featuring Old Speckled Hen and Bishop's Finger among more domestic bärka, an example of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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spök månaden e över
spök jagar kidsen Tragiskt att få veta att ektoplasma är 99.8% identiskt med jordnötsmör på det här viset... Ja... Men nu slipper vi åtminstone hans lökiga skämt. Det kommer bli tyst some i graven.
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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En förutspådd TrollkarlsTorsdag
The wizards sits by a table, making a mystical hand motion over his crystal ball, while writing down his visions with the other.
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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spök jagar kidsen Jag har en plan, följ efter mig! Ja, soljus! Vi är räddade! Nu ligger du allt vampyrt till, haha!
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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trex med ett SAFTIGT bakparti
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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pajas skorpan
krusty
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Vad menas med ett STAVFEL på förra veckans TrollkarlsTorsdag!?
The wizard is angrily pointing at his computer monitor, highlighting a typo.
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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spök jagar kidsen Öka! Den knappar in på oss! Nej!! Den fick honom!! Detta är vad jag kallar gastkramande!
October 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Disco-StÉn går upp på scÉn
Stuart d'Isco
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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En TrollkarlsTorsdag full av mystik och helmigheter
The wizard stands in front of some alchemical equipment inside his garage. He's turned his head towards you with a cheeky wink and a finger in a hushing gesture in front of his mouth.
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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spök jagar kidsen Där har vi en. Den här var ovanligt välklädd? Nu när du nämner det... Han har en riktigt fräsch andedträkt!
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Med sånt gehör vore det synd att åtminstone inte försöka sig på det
Boxart till det väldigt riktiga spelet Bamse Adventure 2 som släpptes till den oerhört verkliga spelkonsollen Drömkast
October 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Det betyder ju bara att det finns ett skoj projekt att komma tillbaka till
(fick en gnista inspo av konceptet "original character bamse" och hann kanske lite för långt innan jag insåg att jag faktiskt inte vet hur varken bamsar eller sonics ser ut och tvärvägrar på princip kolla upp referensbilder)
loggan till Bamse Adventure 2 som släpptes till spelkonsollen Drömkast
October 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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patte & semla
October 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM