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30, 🏳️‍🌈, Seattle📍, probably at a concert✨
i really want to be home just to watch all my new blu-rays.
my copy of Dangerous Liaisons must be so cold and alone 🥺🥺🥺
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Christine McVie was diabolical for making a song as good as this 🥺😫😭
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
BRUTALISMUS 3000 OPENING FOR TWIGS IM GONNA SCREAM 🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥☄️💥⚡️💥⚡️🔥☄️💥⚡️💥☄️💥☄️☄️🔥🔥☄️
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i severely do not want to go to work this week or month 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Wrote a short opinion piece for
@issuesinst.bsky.social in response to a science fiction story by E.G. Condé about the inescapable heat death of all our data. Can biology help us slow this thermodynamic destiny? Thanks to @imaginationasu.bsky.social for the invitation:

issues.org/futuretensef...
Can We Cool Down Data? | Future Tense Fiction
The energy demands of data centers—accelerated by AI—are steering us toward disaster. Could biology help bring us back from the brink?
issues.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Just a little holiday PSA.

Be good to each other. Dad said.

🤟🏼
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
sunday scaries playlist
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I FORGOT HOW MUCH THIS SONG RIIIIIIIPPPPPSSSSS
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ethel Cain at karaoke… yes?
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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song so good I had to ride it btw
Sushi by FKA twigs on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 5:22
music.apple.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my thoughts on the new Lily Allen album that no one asked for
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Uma Thurman if she died after snorting all that heroin 🧛‍♀️✨
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
absolute BBAANNGGEERR!!!🔥🔥
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
save me Ari Lennox save me
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
give Niia her flowers god damnit 😤😤✨✨✨✨
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i changed six lightbulbs please clap
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
✨the two most important albums released today 🥹✨
October 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i stand in full support of MY president 😤😤😤😤
i miss REAL journalists
October 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i know i’m fucking stressed because why did i just find a picture of SOPHIE holding a cat and almost cry 🥲🥲🥲
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Me this weekend 🎃👻
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
September 30 October 1
October 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
another successful Portola 🥹🔥✨
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i just wanna be in San Fran now please and thank
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ethel queened out on “Fuck Me Eyes”
September 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM