Jordan Dreamfish
@jordandreamfish.bsky.social
Real fish. Fake gamer.
Vietnyamese. Fighting Dreamer.
Romanceable NPC
she/they
https://linktr.ee/dreamfish
Vietnyamese. Fighting Dreamer.
Romanceable NPC
she/they
https://linktr.ee/dreamfish
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Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
How dare someone write my biography behind my back
(Drown the Stars, for those interested)
(Drown the Stars, for those interested)
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How dare someone write my biography behind my back
(Drown the Stars, for those interested)
(Drown the Stars, for those interested)
Full moon out. Time for the alphas to go awoo~
October 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Full moon out. Time for the alphas to go awoo~
One of the hardest parts about having four partners people don't talk about enough is the perpetual state of "whaaaaaa I miss them ahhh!!!"
Meanwhile some of the men I work with give "ugh my wife is annoying" noises
Meanwhile some of the men I work with give "ugh my wife is annoying" noises
September 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
One of the hardest parts about having four partners people don't talk about enough is the perpetual state of "whaaaaaa I miss them ahhh!!!"
Meanwhile some of the men I work with give "ugh my wife is annoying" noises
Meanwhile some of the men I work with give "ugh my wife is annoying" noises
Since I don't expect too many likes, feel free to ask any questions 21 onward or make a question up and I'll be an open book
September 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Since I don't expect too many likes, feel free to ask any questions 21 onward or make a question up and I'll be an open book
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Sometimes you eat an edible and your brain systematically deletes all files and replaces them with a directive to Experience Digimon at all costs
September 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Sometimes you eat an edible and your brain systematically deletes all files and replaces them with a directive to Experience Digimon at all costs
I turned 30 today. Across my 30s I'll still be cringe, but like, in a cool way
Plz say something nice 😭
Plz say something nice 😭
September 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I turned 30 today. Across my 30s I'll still be cringe, but like, in a cool way
Plz say something nice 😭
Plz say something nice 😭
New favorite thing as a GM - watching players go Game Theory™️ mode.
Blessed to see that level of layered engagement for mysteries
Blessed to see that level of layered engagement for mysteries
August 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
New favorite thing as a GM - watching players go Game Theory™️ mode.
Blessed to see that level of layered engagement for mysteries
Blessed to see that level of layered engagement for mysteries
When Sonic glomps Shadow do you think he calls it his "homie attack"
August 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
When Sonic glomps Shadow do you think he calls it his "homie attack"
Fun fact: When Tony the Tiger says "THEY'RE GRRRRRRREAT!" He's actually talking about my nonbinary beloved.
August 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fun fact: When Tony the Tiger says "THEY'RE GRRRRRRREAT!" He's actually talking about my nonbinary beloved.
Full moon is out. Time for the alphas to go awoo
August 8, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Full moon is out. Time for the alphas to go awoo
From now on if anyone questions my lifestyle I can just respond, "because I'm not a salad".
Sitting on the couch watching Antiques Roadshow reruns in a depressed half conscious malaise when I'm immediately shaken awake by this ad WHAT DOES IT MEAN
August 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
From now on if anyone questions my lifestyle I can just respond, "because I'm not a salad".
I truly hate the idea of my labor hours as "contributing to society". I'm smart, funny, creative, adorable, and sometimes even friendly and the world could have 50 to 70 more hours of me in it a week if I didn't have to work. So much other shit I could be doing.
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I truly hate the idea of my labor hours as "contributing to society". I'm smart, funny, creative, adorable, and sometimes even friendly and the world could have 50 to 70 more hours of me in it a week if I didn't have to work. So much other shit I could be doing.
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While watching Trump get upset is fun, I still think that South Park's "caring about stuff is uncool and should be mocked" was one of the worst things ever to happen to those of us in Generation X.
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
While watching Trump get upset is fun, I still think that South Park's "caring about stuff is uncool and should be mocked" was one of the worst things ever to happen to those of us in Generation X.
Okay yeah I hate doing this but yeah... Between medical stuff and trying school for a career change, there's been a rough dip setting us a couple thousand back. Anything helps, gosh I super appreciate
ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...
ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...
May 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Okay yeah I hate doing this but yeah... Between medical stuff and trying school for a career change, there's been a rough dip setting us a couple thousand back. Anything helps, gosh I super appreciate
ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...
ko-fi.com/jordandreamf...
It's kinkfest, sakuracon, and 420 in the PNW rn. I DO NOT have the time, purity, or eggs for Easter. Sorry FATHER
April 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's kinkfest, sakuracon, and 420 in the PNW rn. I DO NOT have the time, purity, or eggs for Easter. Sorry FATHER
My grandparents gamble at casinos literally more than half of their conscious lives these days on some weeks.
My parents play on more virtual casinos, literal casino apps and investments.
Not me, I'm more evolved. I play mihoyo games, a gamble system *you can't even cash out of*.
My parents play on more virtual casinos, literal casino apps and investments.
Not me, I'm more evolved. I play mihoyo games, a gamble system *you can't even cash out of*.
April 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My grandparents gamble at casinos literally more than half of their conscious lives these days on some weeks.
My parents play on more virtual casinos, literal casino apps and investments.
Not me, I'm more evolved. I play mihoyo games, a gamble system *you can't even cash out of*.
My parents play on more virtual casinos, literal casino apps and investments.
Not me, I'm more evolved. I play mihoyo games, a gamble system *you can't even cash out of*.
Bridget Guilty Gear gender envy but very specifically when in ball
March 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Bridget Guilty Gear gender envy but very specifically when in ball
This feels like an Onion headline set-up, like
"Tesla recalls Cybertrucks over stainless steel trims falling off. Replaces with more expensive carbon fiber trims to fall off"
"Tesla recalls Cybertrucks over stainless steel trims falling off. Replaces with more expensive carbon fiber trims to fall off"
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck. Every one they've ever sold. For a hardware issue
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl...
Tesla Recalls Every Single Cybertruck Over Stainless Steel Trims Falling Off | Carscoops
151 Cybertruck owners filed warranty claims after noticing the roof trim panel above the windows was coming loose
www.carscoops.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This feels like an Onion headline set-up, like
"Tesla recalls Cybertrucks over stainless steel trims falling off. Replaces with more expensive carbon fiber trims to fall off"
"Tesla recalls Cybertrucks over stainless steel trims falling off. Replaces with more expensive carbon fiber trims to fall off"
"That's too many Jordans"
- Jordan
- Jordan
> "My Jordan, my Jordan, and me (Jordan)" identified...
> initializing...
> enjoy...
open.spotify.com/show/52K0HlQ...
> initializing...
> enjoy...
open.spotify.com/show/52K0HlQ...
Across The Planes: Digiverse
Podcast · Across The Planes · A Digimon fanfic actual play series, emphasizing heart and a haunted nostalgia. Inspired by the energy and moodiness of the Survive and Tamers stories.
open.spotify.com
March 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"That's too many Jordans"
- Jordan
- Jordan
Learning that I might have "blorbo rizz" like I'm some people's "emotional support character", and that may explain why I tend to match up and date sooooo many nerdy autistic ace folx. I dunno if I can ever recover from this information.
March 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Learning that I might have "blorbo rizz" like I'm some people's "emotional support character", and that may explain why I tend to match up and date sooooo many nerdy autistic ace folx. I dunno if I can ever recover from this information.
Samus Aran gender envy and body goals but very specifically the Morph Ball
February 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Samus Aran gender envy and body goals but very specifically the Morph Ball
I don't think I'll ever find myself comfortable, appreciated, or included, like with "my people". Which sucks because the circles I dwell in tend to be fantastic, and I think I'm fantastic, I just tend to be my least favorite part in any given social interaction
Which sucks because I know I'm wrong
Which sucks because I know I'm wrong
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I don't think I'll ever find myself comfortable, appreciated, or included, like with "my people". Which sucks because the circles I dwell in tend to be fantastic, and I think I'm fantastic, I just tend to be my least favorite part in any given social interaction
Which sucks because I know I'm wrong
Which sucks because I know I'm wrong
Neurodivergent pirate crew we call that ARRRtism
February 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Neurodivergent pirate crew we call that ARRRtism