Jordan
jordanb239.bsky.social
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
better bio tbd
he got tired of paying for health insurance for himself and 10 kids under 26
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i havent received a response from them regarding my chill and relaxed bid
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
St. John Deere
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
as long as I can still wake up on the couch at 2am to a Barrett Jackson auction
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I am sure they all kept a straight face when he described Iowa State as a dream job
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"you first"
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I heard o4 is even better
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
they got Lauryn Hill to show up on time so it mustve been a *huge* check
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
to be fair, Ford is discontinuing the Focus in Europe and there are perfectly valid reasons why Audi isnt selling a diesel here lol
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
[stares at NEOM]
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
can I interest you in a baseball signed by the 1989 San Diego Padres
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it is mostly obscured by a desk so you can't even see it but I should definitely get rid of it
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
signed, framed, and hung large print of Chad Curtis
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
[waymo barrels through the stop sign because it's sensors think that can't be right]
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"nobody is bigger than the organization. especially him. because hes short"
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
he fell for the soup
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
theyre pretty good
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
maybe hes done a reddit ama
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
do you think hes credited in the episode as "Vomit Hose Operator"
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
imagine if they still gave out a point for fastest lap
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don't even know if this has all scenarios? like I can't square from this chart what happens if Oscar wins, Max P2, 0 pts for Lando
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A Sea-Doocember to Remember
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM