Jordan Harband
@jordan.har.band
https://github.com/ljharb
software engineer/nerd/teacher/will try anything once; surgeon with git rebase. @TC39 ex @Coinbase/@Airbnb/@Twitter/@MobBase. Fav punctuation ⸮, scent petrichor
software engineer/nerd/teacher/will try anything once; surgeon with git rebase. @TC39 ex @Coinbase/@Airbnb/@Twitter/@MobBase. Fav punctuation ⸮, scent petrichor
Guide: what body part does that look like?
Group, collectively: … um
Guide: Buddha’s finger!
Group, guiltily: ahhhhhh, yes
(Hang Sửng Sốt / Surprising Cave, Ha Long Bay, Vietnam)
(the surprise is the size of the 2nd and 3rd caverns, you pervs)
Group, collectively: … um
Guide: Buddha’s finger!
Group, guiltily: ahhhhhh, yes
(Hang Sửng Sốt / Surprising Cave, Ha Long Bay, Vietnam)
(the surprise is the size of the 2nd and 3rd caverns, you pervs)
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Guide: what body part does that look like?
Group, collectively: … um
Guide: Buddha’s finger!
Group, guiltily: ahhhhhh, yes
(Hang Sửng Sốt / Surprising Cave, Ha Long Bay, Vietnam)
(the surprise is the size of the 2nd and 3rd caverns, you pervs)
Group, collectively: … um
Guide: Buddha’s finger!
Group, guiltily: ahhhhhh, yes
(Hang Sửng Sốt / Surprising Cave, Ha Long Bay, Vietnam)
(the surprise is the size of the 2nd and 3rd caverns, you pervs)
🦈 my 6 year old’s “shark teeth”
July 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
🦈 my 6 year old’s “shark teeth”
postit found at our team offsite
July 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
postit found at our team offsite
I must be tired… i read this label and my first reaction was to read it as if it was Spanish, and i wondered “what’s a plain merengue‽”
June 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I must be tired… i read this label and my first reaction was to read it as if it was Spanish, and i wondered “what’s a plain merengue‽”
exactly this. declaring it legacy now is:
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
exactly this. declaring it legacy now is:
If you haven’t stocked up yet, or need to resupply, you’ve only got 2 weeks left for Girl Scout cookies!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop6...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop6...
March 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you haven’t stocked up yet, or need to resupply, you’ve only got 2 weeks left for Girl Scout cookies!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop6...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop6...
This was my biggest travel year ever, i think.
January 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This was my biggest travel year ever, i think.
Just found this 1965 Cal-Neva Lodge casino chip (eg where bad times at the el royale was ostensibly set).
I see one listed on eBay for $100 - not bad, but I’ll probably keep it.
I see one listed on eBay for $100 - not bad, but I’ll probably keep it.
December 28, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Just found this 1965 Cal-Neva Lodge casino chip (eg where bad times at the el royale was ostensibly set).
I see one listed on eBay for $100 - not bad, but I’ll probably keep it.
I see one listed on eBay for $100 - not bad, but I’ll probably keep it.
This calendar used to be my grandmother’s. I remember playing with it as a child and thinking it’s the coolest toy. When she died, i made sure I’d be able to keep this as a memento.
It never occurred to me I’d outlive the usefulness of it - 2024 seemed impossibly far away - but here we are.
It never occurred to me I’d outlive the usefulness of it - 2024 seemed impossibly far away - but here we are.
December 28, 2024 at 7:39 PM
This calendar used to be my grandmother’s. I remember playing with it as a child and thinking it’s the coolest toy. When she died, i made sure I’d be able to keep this as a memento.
It never occurred to me I’d outlive the usefulness of it - 2024 seemed impossibly far away - but here we are.
It never occurred to me I’d outlive the usefulness of it - 2024 seemed impossibly far away - but here we are.
Found this gorgeous uncollared fella sphinx loafing on my front door mat this morning. Seemed stray, and we tried to see if he wanted to come in, but he ran away.
December 24, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Found this gorgeous uncollared fella sphinx loafing on my front door mat this morning. Seemed stray, and we tried to see if he wanted to come in, but he ran away.
yeah there's no way i got 514k stars (also it got my streak wrong; github's api flakes out on that stuff sometimes tho)
December 21, 2024 at 9:10 PM
yeah there's no way i got 514k stars (also it got my streak wrong; github's api flakes out on that stuff sometimes tho)
So satisfying this morning: the rain drove an ant colony inside, but they came in right by an existing ant trap, and i killed the queen while she was trying to escape.
December 13, 2024 at 7:27 PM
So satisfying this morning: the rain drove an ant colony inside, but they came in right by an existing ant trap, and i killed the queen while she was trying to escape.
Went to my kid’s school musical tonight. This kid was supposed to be dressed up, but instead had this shirt on. A+ parent improv 👏
December 13, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Went to my kid’s school musical tonight. This kid was supposed to be dressed up, but instead had this shirt on. A+ parent improv 👏
bought this pound of strawberries yesterday and the kids already finished with them by this morning, so i picked up a flat from the farmer’s market. over/under on them being gone before next weekend?
December 8, 2024 at 11:41 PM
bought this pound of strawberries yesterday and the kids already finished with them by this morning, so i picked up a flat from the farmer’s market. over/under on them being gone before next weekend?
Exciting news for me and @nodejs.org today (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
December 4, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Exciting news for me and @nodejs.org today (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
- github.com/nodejs/node/...
Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365
December 3, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365
Made my second pie ever today for Thanksgiving, my grandma and mom’s Pumpkin Chiffon Pie. Turned out great!
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Made my second pie ever today for Thanksgiving, my grandma and mom’s Pumpkin Chiffon Pie. Turned out great!
Some iPhone star shot attempts from Mauna Kea (i tried to take some through the telescope but failed miserably)
November 24, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Some iPhone star shot attempts from Mauna Kea (i tried to take some through the telescope but failed miserably)
Tried to post a video, and got this error - p sure im not exactly 1 byte over the threshold :-p
(also it’d be cool to automatically resize it down in the client)
cc @danabra.mov
(also it’d be cool to automatically resize it down in the client)
cc @danabra.mov
November 24, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Tried to post a video, and got this error - p sure im not exactly 1 byte over the threshold :-p
(also it’d be cool to automatically resize it down in the client)
cc @danabra.mov
(also it’d be cool to automatically resize it down in the client)
cc @danabra.mov
Just gave a talk at @linuxfoundation.org member summit about transitive maintainers, that i had to hastily come up with in a day due to a scheduling snafu. I think it went well!
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Just gave a talk at @linuxfoundation.org member summit about transitive maintainers, that i had to hastily come up with in a day due to a scheduling snafu. I think it went well!