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Jordan
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Me and my beautiful (YET TO BE BAKED APPEARANCE NOT FINAL) macaroni and cheeses
Kitchen selfie. I am leaning over two trays of macaroni and cheese yet to be baked. They still look phenomenal, despite that!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Round two of the savage beastfly… you will NOT break me 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Sup NERDS
Selfie. I’m in a black shirt, smiling at the camera. I’m in a new pair of glasses: black and silver clubfarers. Selfie. I’m in a black shirt, smiling at the camera. I’m in a new pair of glasses: clear, big, square.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Coworker and I presented at an elementary career day last week, where we talked about construction and I flew the drone for the kids. Got this sick drawing today from them. I’ve never looked better in my pink hard hat
Child’s drawing of two construction workers in hard hats and safety vests on the ground. I’m in glasses and a pink hard hat, with a computer in my hand. I’m controlling a drone, that is flying a little too close to the sun above.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Looks like someone has correctly decided that the coziest place in the house tonight is butting into my leg 🥺
Birds Eye view of me in a gray hoodie and black shorts sitting on a couch. My dog, a black and white English pointer, is resting his head on my leg. He’s covered in blankets.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Celebrating 2 years married (but 8 altogether) today! Love you so much @disco2000.bsky.social 🫶🫶🫶
An illustration of Joe and myself on our wedding day. We’re in brown three piece suits, holding hands on the sidewalk in front of our venue. Photo from our wedding day. Joe and I in our three piece suits walking in front of our wedding venue, a historic home.
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Omw to worship Eywa
Screenshot from the Regal app showing my Avatar: Fire & Ash IMAX ticket for opening day
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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But if I WEREN’T going to resist it, these would be my pickups 🙂‍↕️ only read Moderan in this selection, which I loved
Screenshot from my cart on the NYRB page, showing Cassandra at the Wedding, Ghosts, and Stoner in cart. Screenshot from my cart on NYRB’s page, showing The Big Clock, Telluria, and Moderan in my cart.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Morning from the best breakfast shop in town
Selfie. I’m in a hoodie and sunglasses. I’m sitting on a red picnic table with my kindle propped up. The restaurant behind me, a corner store, has signs that say “daily Latin lunch specials”, “breakfast,” and “empanadas.” A Puerto Rican flag hangs on the restaurant
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Great stuff here!!
Screenshot from the aforementioned article. Highlighted text in the screenshot: But more often the protagonists move from scene to scene simply because they must, borne along the course of the narrative by force of coincidence; ass-saving; newfound convenient powers; sheer will of the universe (not to mention fans' appetites); and above all, the need to have the pages proliferate and the series continue headlong toward its ordained end. In this sense the characters cannot come alive as actors in their own stories, as agents in their own timelines. It's freedom from fate that imposes the possibility of action and the obligation to act. And action- that way of touching existence, being inside of experience, engaging with the mess of life - is what makes the world, to use Keats's phrase, "the vale of soul-making." It's also what makes it, for that matter, the vale of adulthood. Screenshot from the aforementioned article. The text: The power of the fairy tale in the post-adult age lies in its ability to recuperate the energies of a life of action and meaning in a form that doesn't require getting off the couch. The conspiracist senses that for her, as for Feyre and Violet, the most important decisions about her life have been already made by forces over which she has no control, which have the power to end the world as she knows it. This realization spurs not action but a pantomime of action, the inhabitation of a story with heroes and villains in which the individual is shrunk to near nothing in relation to overwhelming systemic or natural forces, a story that endlessly renews itself through commentary and elaboration, setting off an ever-swelling surge of fantasy. There is, in the end, no escape: in their stilted figurations of the human, their worlds of suspended action, their sexed-up technicolor frivolity, romantasy novels are our great monuments to reality. thedriftmag.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Opened the trunk and forgot we had our recent dvd haul in the back
A spread of homosexual dvd tv boxsets and books
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Favorite Chinese takeout in town closing permanently next month
Alana Haim’s character in One Battle After Another’s wig getting blown straight off via gunfire
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Lent this book to my dad, who has enjoyed it so much, who keeps recommend jt to people, that I’m just letting him keep his copy. Grabbed myself another one because I’m itching to reread it after only doing the audiobooks earlier this year!
Holding up a copy of Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Addison Rae reveals the meaning
Selfie. I’m smiling at the camera. I’m in my slutty secretary black glasses and wearing a gray shirt. Bald as well!
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Just making sure I don’t fit in meme
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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I still believe in Nebraska dreamin’ 🤠
Mirror selfie. I’m in a white shirt that says let’s watch more movies. I’m bear-facing, as I am prone to do. My clothes are slightly, lovably wrinkled.
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I’m the king of the world (for this leg only, do NOT play knockout race online if you value your life, you will be decimated)
Screenshot from Mario Kart World of me, a blue pianta, jumping from a motorcycle with a crown on my head
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Best game ever made it’s true
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Perfect album when I turned 16
Album cover for Shrines by Purity Ring
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Another night at The Movies
Mirror selfie. I’m in a brown and yellow flannel over shirt and smiling at the camera. Mirror selfie. I’m in a brown and yellow flannel over shirt and adjusting my glasses.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Goooooood morning!
Selfie from the torso up. I’m shirtless with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Gustave, Renoir, Lune, and Maelle wishing y’all a very happy Halloween 🎃
Four adults in French drag as the crew from expedition 33
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet that reads: “I am not… a furry! *my telekinesis throws everything across the room*”
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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🐺 👋
Mirror selfie. I’m wearing a black shirt and a blue jacket, and, most importantly, a headband with werewolf ears.
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Trying out pink eraser carving! Fun way to make mini block prints. Can’t wait to experiment more
Carved pink rubber stamps and their imprints on a notebook. One eraser has four mice stamps on it. The other says HELLO
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM