Jordan
@jooordan.bsky.social
Me and my beautiful (YET TO BE BAKED APPEARANCE NOT FINAL) macaroni and cheeses
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Me and my beautiful (YET TO BE BAKED APPEARANCE NOT FINAL) macaroni and cheeses
Shredded too much cheese for my mac and cheese so now I’m making a second mac and cheese 🤪
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Shredded too much cheese for my mac and cheese so now I’m making a second mac and cheese 🤪
Round two of the savage beastfly… you will NOT break me 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Round two of the savage beastfly… you will NOT break me 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
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alana haim in “one battle after another”
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
alana haim in “one battle after another”
Celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow to give my sick family an extra day to recover 😔
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Celebrating thanksgiving tomorrow to give my sick family an extra day to recover 😔
God bless hospice workers, I don’t know how they do it
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
God bless hospice workers, I don’t know how they do it
Entire family falling ill this week. Will be using these 6 pounds of cheese for my macaroni and cheese for the two of us, it seems
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Entire family falling ill this week. Will be using these 6 pounds of cheese for my macaroni and cheese for the two of us, it seems
New glasses came in today. RIP my sexy librarian rectangle glasses phase 2025 – 2025
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
New glasses came in today. RIP my sexy librarian rectangle glasses phase 2025 – 2025
Insane how much nicer Trump is to Zohran than, like, Pete Buttigieg lol
Let’s be clear.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social got Trump so charmed that Trump posted two photos of the two of them with Franklin Roosevelt’s portrait behind them AND one of just Mamdani and FDR’s portrait.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Insane how much nicer Trump is to Zohran than, like, Pete Buttigieg lol
I’ve got my first of three 8-hour shifts this weekend at the theater for Wicked, 5–1
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’ve got my first of three 8-hour shifts this weekend at the theater for Wicked, 5–1
Coworker and I presented at an elementary career day last week, where we talked about construction and I flew the drone for the kids. Got this sick drawing today from them. I’ve never looked better in my pink hard hat
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Coworker and I presented at an elementary career day last week, where we talked about construction and I flew the drone for the kids. Got this sick drawing today from them. I’ve never looked better in my pink hard hat
Looks like someone has correctly decided that the coziest place in the house tonight is butting into my leg 🥺
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Looks like someone has correctly decided that the coziest place in the house tonight is butting into my leg 🥺
4 is becoming one of my favorite Beyoncé albums. Been listening to it this last month, loving it more and more each run through
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
4 is becoming one of my favorite Beyoncé albums. Been listening to it this last month, loving it more and more each run through
I should get a free Fortnite skin every time I purchase a movie ticket.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I should get a free Fortnite skin every time I purchase a movie ticket.
Rian Johnson I am reaching out to you personally to request your people find a way to bring this to Columbia, South Carolina
Psssssst: Here’s the theater finder page for Wake Up Dead Man! Showtimes begin 11/26, and more theaters will be popping up throughout the week. www.wakeupdeadmanfilm.com
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery | Official Website | November 27 2025
Watch the trailer, find screenings & book tickets for Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery on the official site. In theaters November 27 2025 brought to you by Netflix. Directed by: Rian Johnson. St...
www.wakeupdeadmanfilm.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Rian Johnson I am reaching out to you personally to request your people find a way to bring this to Columbia, South Carolina
Got my nipple piercing barbells sized up from the 7/16” length they started at to 1/2”!! Hoping it will help the (agonizingly slow) recovery process a bit 🤓
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Got my nipple piercing barbells sized up from the 7/16” length they started at to 1/2”!! Hoping it will help the (agonizingly slow) recovery process a bit 🤓
James Cameron recommending Dolby3D over IMAX 3D for Avatar… looks like I will be trekking up to Charlotte to see it sometime
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
James Cameron recommending Dolby3D over IMAX 3D for Avatar… looks like I will be trekking up to Charlotte to see it sometime
Do you guys think Tom Cruise is into slovenly 29 year old bears. Just curious
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Do you guys think Tom Cruise is into slovenly 29 year old bears. Just curious
At the beginning of each episode of the X Files, I go “hmm, David Duchovny, rather particular looking” and by the end of every episode I am convinced he is the most stunning man alive
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
At the beginning of each episode of the X Files, I go “hmm, David Duchovny, rather particular looking” and by the end of every episode I am convinced he is the most stunning man alive
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SO EXCITED to announce my debut LP will be released spring 2026 via Skeletal Lightning!!! The first single “Love for Fun” is streaming everywhere now!!! 💧 hypeddit.com/gaymeat/love...
@skeletallightning.bsky.social
@skeletallightning.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
SO EXCITED to announce my debut LP will be released spring 2026 via Skeletal Lightning!!! The first single “Love for Fun” is streaming everywhere now!!! 💧 hypeddit.com/gaymeat/love...
@skeletallightning.bsky.social
@skeletallightning.bsky.social
Celebrating 2 years married (but 8 altogether) today! Love you so much @disco2000.bsky.social 🫶🫶🫶
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Celebrating 2 years married (but 8 altogether) today! Love you so much @disco2000.bsky.social 🫶🫶🫶
Found out someone recently made a sizable donation to the nonprofit indie theater I worked at and specifically cited the shift staff (me and 2 others) that evening. Which is cool, but I only found out through someone who found out through someone who found out through someone
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Found out someone recently made a sizable donation to the nonprofit indie theater I worked at and specifically cited the shift staff (me and 2 others) that evening. Which is cool, but I only found out through someone who found out through someone who found out through someone
SpongeBob big guy pants okay 🙂↕️
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
SpongeBob big guy pants okay 🙂↕️