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JoobileeJoolz
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Dried up old dear, Nanna that CAN floss, just pootling through life looking for like minds to giggle with!

#Discworld Nanny or Granny? GNU STP ❤️

Hooroo! 👋🏽 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🫶🏽🧸 🍉

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My bad, I missed some context. Get the cotton wool, stat!
December 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And miss your alarm in the morning? Conundrum.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's the only way we get out of this death spiral.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
*gilet She's not scared of over privileged, beet faced boomers drowning in cholesterol and their own entitlement. I think that at least is pretty clear.
December 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If the left leaning parties work together, as they appear to have indicated they are open to doing, no vote for either party need be wasted.
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
But women of colour are fair game? 👌🏽
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Their fuck fields are barren. All power to them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We're pretending we don't already know this then? And haven't known it basically forever? 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Has to happen occasionally by the law of averages.
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Indeed. I'm more worried about recording my own expletive laden ranting, they don't record sound do they? 👀
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Definitely gets me singing and dancing at the lights 🤷🏽‍♀️
December 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Where's your sense of adventure?! lol
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm all about the 80s at the moment so if it coincides with a psb or morrissey track ( 🤢) that driver has HAD IT! 😡
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
😂
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If that's what they want, fine, but if I'm likely to be blamed, which I am as far as I understand it, they can stick it up their poo chutes!
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Literally and literarily! I'm on fire today! Tolerable but I'd prefer TPO1!
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Glad to be of literary assistance! If I recall correctly, he meets Tandia towards the end of TPO1 and it's the story of their relationship? Unfortunately, I swapped my copy of TPO1 for The Alchemist! Didn't intend to, did the swap then fell out with the swapee! 🤦🏽‍♀️
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Chumps.
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Before I read any further, I am not a member, not actively involved with your party, nor am I likely to vote for them... let's see how your assumption that I 'genuinely like' it pans out after this revelation....
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I loved the book. I may have seen the film but the book has overtaken it in my memory, with good reason it seems! Loved it so much I bought and read the sequel, Tandia. Long time ago, I should probably reread.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
That's not to say I don't soundly abuse them too! 'Fucking prick' is my current mot du jour! Regardless of gender. I'm an equal opportunities road rager! 🤪
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Some dickhead on a pushbike shot out from a side road on the right, across the road in front of me and down a side street on the left... IN THE DARK WITH NO LIGHTS! Idiots.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hard agree. People are dickheads on the road, it is always more important for THEM to get where THEY are going faster than you. I drive accordingly.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🤭 🤭
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM