This lil boy has an insta now 💕
@jordan.the.greyhound
@jordan.the.greyhound
February 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This lil boy has an insta now 💕
@jordan.the.greyhound
@jordan.the.greyhound
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. It was a different kind of salute that hasn't been seen or used in over 2000 years and almost no record of it exists outside of extremely obscure sources that haven't been altered or updated to fit the narrative in the last 24 hours.
January 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Guys it wasn't a Nazi salute. It was a different kind of salute that hasn't been seen or used in over 2000 years and almost no record of it exists outside of extremely obscure sources that haven't been altered or updated to fit the narrative in the last 24 hours.
I need one of those jobs where I wake up at 9am and drink a 40 dollar smoothie from Erewhon and get to work by noon and answer 2 emails and go home and get paid $130k a year
January 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I need one of those jobs where I wake up at 9am and drink a 40 dollar smoothie from Erewhon and get to work by noon and answer 2 emails and go home and get paid $130k a year
Yeah these things def take pics of my cock and penis
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yeah these things def take pics of my cock and penis
Jordan wants to know why you haven't taken him to the park yet.
Well?
Well?
January 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Jordan wants to know why you haven't taken him to the park yet.
Well?
Well?
Me at the dispensary: hey i just need something chill and normal
Them: here, this is called Princess Diana's Mercedes-Benz 1997
Them: here, this is called Princess Diana's Mercedes-Benz 1997
January 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me at the dispensary: hey i just need something chill and normal
Them: here, this is called Princess Diana's Mercedes-Benz 1997
Them: here, this is called Princess Diana's Mercedes-Benz 1997
Steampunk is like "what if all technology was just hot water and clocks but we get real horny with it"
January 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Steampunk is like "what if all technology was just hot water and clocks but we get real horny with it"
Happy new year from the boyz
January 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Happy new year from the boyz
Andrew Tate was crying in court nature is healing
December 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Andrew Tate was crying in court nature is healing
He got lil chicken legz
December 12, 2024 at 2:27 AM
He got lil chicken legz
Jordan Cuddleman LLC
December 8, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Jordan Cuddleman LLC
Signed the lease on my new house in west philly 🙌 we're moving up boys
December 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Signed the lease on my new house in west philly 🙌 we're moving up boys
Me? Stressed? Heck no, all I do is stare at a device that beams nightmares into my eyes all day. How could I be stressed?
December 3, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Me? Stressed? Heck no, all I do is stare at a device that beams nightmares into my eyes all day. How could I be stressed?
When you squabble up because you're just a chill guy like that
December 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
When you squabble up because you're just a chill guy like that
"I miss how Black Friday used to be! It'd be dark and freezing and we'd be huddled together in line outside waiting for the doors to open!"
You're describing being a coal miner in 1836. It actually wasn't fun. The only reason you enjoyed it is because you weren't working.
You're describing being a coal miner in 1836. It actually wasn't fun. The only reason you enjoyed it is because you weren't working.
November 30, 2024 at 2:30 PM
"I miss how Black Friday used to be! It'd be dark and freezing and we'd be huddled together in line outside waiting for the doors to open!"
You're describing being a coal miner in 1836. It actually wasn't fun. The only reason you enjoyed it is because you weren't working.
You're describing being a coal miner in 1836. It actually wasn't fun. The only reason you enjoyed it is because you weren't working.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 30, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!
I think i look like that chill ass dog meme but rly I'm like this most of the time
November 28, 2024 at 3:54 AM
I think i look like that chill ass dog meme but rly I'm like this most of the time
Reposted by Jon Sudano
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO (to therapy)
November 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO (to therapy)
I hired an Israeli exterminator and told him I have one mouse in my apartment. He blew up my entire building
November 24, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I hired an Israeli exterminator and told him I have one mouse in my apartment. He blew up my entire building