We each have our bear to cross.

I try not to bring up lenticular printing every opportunity but I am faced with insurmountable odds.

You can pack a lot of bug in a little bit of house

Everyone loves a good conspiracy board.

Spend twenty seconds fumbling through pockets before fishing out a meticulously folded paper. Work through unfolding it, flattening it against the podium. Look over the words, prepare to speak into the microphone before double-checking the paper.

Then:

"Thank you for this award."

Exit stage.

Wasn't aware we were operating on a bug economy. Just found my account that tracks this and it appears I've accrued an insurmountable bug debt.